The Final Countdown

Today marks the last post in the Anonymous Le Contest of Secular Holidayness.

I promise it will be worth your time to head on over to Le Clown’s blog. I think today’s post may contain dick pics and who doesn’t love dick pics.


For those slightly confused by the above sentences, Le Clown has been displaying anonymous posts all week. Your job is to figure out who wrote them.

Your choices are:

Those who participate have the chance of winning something pretty amazing. I don’t want to give too much away, but I have caught Hugo doing some provocative selfies in the bathroom so basically: dick pics.

Le Clown will reveal the results in a star-studded special on Dec. 24 hosted by Ryan Seacrest and a sock puppet Ryan made to look like Dick Clark. Justin Bieber will unveil his new song titled “Irrelevance” and then be thrown into a pit filled with rabid wolves. It will be truly something.

And just because I want to mention this again: dick pics.


  1. Speaker7,
    I decided to blitzen the whole thing up, and make the big reveal on December 25.
    Yep. Merry fucking XMAS to me.
    Le Clown

  2. Dick picks, not Dick Cheney pics, right? And not Dick Cheney dick pics, I hope.
    P.S. I’ve already hired a private investigator to help me determine who wrote what. His name may or may not start with an “H” and end with an “O”.

    1. aggggGGGGhhhh, no, I can’t even bear the THOUGHT of such, such evil wrongness!

      Now, for all I know, maybe such wrongness exists, at least, Dick Cheney’s sneering face pasted on Ron Jeremy’s body… ugh, no, that just makes it worse…

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