Today marks the last
post in the Anonymous Le Contest of Secular Holidayness.
I promise it will be worth your time to head on over to Le Clown’s blog. I think today’s post may contain dick pics and who doesn’t love dick pics.
For those slightly confused by the above sentences, Le Clown has been displaying anonymous posts all week. Your job is to figure out who wrote them.
Your choices are:
Those who participate have the chance of winning something pretty amazing. I don’t want to give too much away, but I have caught Hugo doing some provocative selfies in the bathroom so basically: dick pics.
Le Clown will reveal the results in a star-studded special on Dec. 24 hosted by Ryan Seacrest and a sock puppet Ryan made to look like Dick Clark. Justin Bieber will unveil his new song titled “Irrelevance” and then be thrown into a pit filled with rabid wolves. It will be truly something.
And just because I want to mention this again: dick pics.
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December 20, 2013 8 Comments
The game is still afoot as Scooby Doo once said to Shaggy.
Head over to Le Clown’s
Rodeo Hour to see what the blazes I’m talking about.
Since Monday, Le Clown has displayed an anonymous post and it’s up to you to guess who wrote it. Your choices are:
If you guess right, you will be entered into a drawing to win something fantastic like the chance to do my laundry for a month–but even better!
That’s not entirely true. The fun will end this Friday, but it feels like it will never end and that’s what’s only important–feelings.
If you haven’t a clue what I’m yammering about, I’m speaking of Le Clown’s
Festival of Secular. Since Monday, Le Clown has displayed an anonymous post and it’s up to you to guess who wrote it. Your choices are:
Even if you’re late to the game, you can still visit the
Monday and Tuesday posts and make your guess. Any post you think is the best is the one that I wrote.
Have I mentioned the prizes? Oh, I just did. They will be something fantastic like
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December 18, 2013 4 Comments
Wow…that’s a terrible title, but probably will help you pick my post out of the line up.
That’s right! It’s day 2 in the “Who Wrote This Post” contest over at Le Clown’s
Clown Car Round-up
If you’re late to the game, you still have a shot to post a comment and guess who wrote the anonymous posts. You have the following choices:
There’s also a chance the post was written by Donald Trump or some other fictional character.
To give you a heads up, my post will not contain any Hugo reference or my standard stock photo nonsense like so:
There are prizes! My prize is a picture of Hugo twerking on Miley Cyrus’s tongue. If that’s not incentive enough, I don’t know what is.
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December 17, 2013 12 Comments
No, not really, but I am participating in this cool “Guess Who Wrote This?” game over at Le Clown’s
Every day this week, an anonymous holiday post will run and you have to guess who wrote it. It could be Le Clown,
Madame Weebles, Rarasaur, Jen of Sips of Jen and Tonic or me.
Or it could have been miraculized into being by White Baby Jesus. That’s how tricky this guessing game is.
I’m trying so hard not to give it away, but my piece has stuff in it and things too. And it’s running on a day that ends in “day.”
I totally just gave it away.
So please visit all week and boost up Le Clown’s stats (Dammit!!! Now I know why he did this!!!!) whilst mine continue their dive down the toilet.
I believe there are prizes. One is a $35-off coupon for a free lobotomy performed by Hugo. I realize that makes no sense, but I find it best never to question him.
Make me proud, people.
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December 16, 2013 18 Comments