Other Recraps

Splash or What the Fuck is this Show?

• They Will Really Put Anything on Television

Ready for Love or This Is Basically The Bachelor Only With Way More People

• Ready for the Same Old Same Old
• Ready for Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• Ready for Cancellation

The Bachelor Season XVIIMC or The One with the Meathead

• Fuck, Ladies
• Vocal Fry on Parade
• The Borelor
• The Bachelor Non-Event Two Day Event!!
• More Filler from The Bachelor
• This Is, Like, Stupid Almost
• Bland Tells All: A Very Special Edition of The Bachelor
• Bland’s Sister Wives
• The Boredom Continues: The Women Tell All
• Well Fuck

Bachelor Pad 3 aka Herpes Strikes Back

• A Pad of Rivals
• A Pad of Plugs
• A Pad of Sludge
• A Pad of Deceit
• A Pad of Ass
• A Pad of Illiterates
• A Pad of Sad
• A Pad of Extinction

Bachelor Pad 2 aka Chlamydia on Parade

• My Rose to Myself
• Every Episode Has its Stink
• Strategy Breath™
• The Most “Amazing” Ending to the Most “Dramatic” Season