Wow…you really clicked here. Awesome.
I’ve set up this contact page because I’m thinking someone somewhere might want to pay me to write something.
Here’s what I can write about:
- turds
- meaning of life
I charge by the foot.
Send any inquiries to therealspeaker7@gmail.com
Speaker7 
I love your page! I can’t get enough!!! I am supposed to be organizing and packing but I am reading instead. I can’t get enough of the 50 shades recaps, I am SO glad someone did this!!!
Thank you. It always warms my heart to know I’ve stopped someone from doing something they should be doing.
Yo. Due to the fact I find you super incredibly amusing and you regularly make me dribble food down myself, I have added you to my blogroll. BOOM!
Having the weight of a real job and a couple of small people (children, not midgets) relying on me, I am grateful to catch a laugh when I can. Thanks for giving me one today. A fledgling blogger myself, I am enjoying the fact that I can turn on my laptop and find lots of other weirdos out there besides myself. Looking forward to following your blog!
Thanks for following!