Many of you have been asking about my tonsillectomy recovery.
This may be something I hallucinated. I’m on some pretty strong painkillers.
It turns out it wasn’t such a bad idea to read tonsillectomy horror stories online. It makes the throat and ear pain seem not so bad compared to those who complain of choking on phlegm, vomiting blood, transforming into werewolves, etc.
I’ve mainly been sucking down pureed cauliflower and watching DVDs of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. All in all, not too shabby.
But it’s nothing compared to what my tonsils have been doing.
Apparently the infected duo had a bucket list, and in less than a week, have crossed 10 items of their list.
1. Meet other vestigial organs
2. Visit an art gallery
3. Go parasailing
4. Go horseback riding
5. Play music on a street corner
6. Get interviewed by Matt Lauer on the Today show
7. Climb Mt. Everest
8. Perform stand up
9. Enter a hot dog eating contest
10. Meet E.L. James
What’s on your bucket list?