Donald Trump, America’s favorite sentient hemorrhoid, is on the cover of Time magazine. According to Time’s editorial staff, several tag lines were tested out to see which best encapsulated the essence of a Trump presidency:
In the video interview, Trump continued to hypnotize the electorate with his special brand of jingoism and his hair confetti.
He pontificated on why he was a better candidate than Hillary Clinton, the likely Democratic nominee:
He spoke of a broken, troubled country and how he was just the guy who could fix it.
They were forced to go with a secondary shot.