NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, kicks off this month.
This can seem overwhelming. Fifty thousand words over the course of 30 days? What on earth were you thinking?
But don’t fret. You will survive. Just follow these tips:
1. Have a topic in mind. This may seem like a no-brainer, but I can’t tell you how many writers start writing with no set direction. I know this because I’m doing it right now. My title says I have “10 ways,” but really, I have absolutely no idea what the hell I’m going to write after this first one. Do you think it should be about cats? No, that makes no sense.
3. Just start writing…it doesn’t matter if you have a topic in mind. I’ll wait…okay what did you come up with?
That is….good! I think you will have no trouble reaching 50,000 words.
4. Don’t get distracted by the little things. For instance I just spilled a chicken-and-goat-cheese quesadilla into the middle of my couch cushions, but did I let that stop me from watching TV? No. It is really messy though. There’s pieces of onion, burrito shell crumbs, chicken bits. I should probably clean that up. But the vacuum cleaner is all the way upstairs! Ugh, my life is over. Over!
5. Read other writers for inspiration. Then start writing words and sentences. What did you come up with?
Holy crap! I love it, but it sounds a little too much like Fifty Shades of Grey. I would suggest making the guy a vampire to avoid any accusations of plagiarism.
6. Wow we’re already at 6!
7. Look for someone or something to blame when you ultimately fail at reaching the 50,000-word goal. Some suggestions:
- I would have finished, but my child kept saying things like “Is there any food?” and “I don’t think the bleeding is stopping.”
- I would have finished but my spouse kept saying “Are you not going into work again?” and “Do you think maybe today is the day you’ll take a shower?”
- I had to go upstairs and get a vacuum to vacuum up some chicken bits and it was hard and sapped my will to live.
8. I would have finished this, but you would not believe what I have to do right now. I have to actually climb stairs and bring down a 3,000 pound vacuum that weighs a ton, and then I have to plug it in and turn it on and I just can’t…sorry, the last two tips would have really been amazing.
Dearest Reader: Speaker7 is attempting to write a post every day in November so she doesn’t have to participate in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). I mean, really, you’d have to be crazy to do that. There is absolutely no way to survive it no matter what some writer with some tip list tells you. Never believe anyone who writes a how-to type post.