Thank jolly rancher, it is the last day of November and my final day of writing a daily post. I feel like I should celebrate.
Oh right. First I’ve got to write this goddamned post.
A few days ago, I sought out your help. I asked you to vote on a series of post ideas, and you obliged me by mostly voting to allow me to rerun a post from my seedy past.
I felt as a thank you, I would write mini-versions of all the other post ideas. The mini-versions will be performed by my favorite troup of stock photo models.
Pecan Sandies – Who the Fuck Eats These? (received 2 votes, one from my mother)
You survive and yet Twinkie is dead. Seriously these cookies are disgusting. They taste like sand. I’d actually rather eat pecans covered in sand than these.
People magazine’s Top 10 Stories of 2012 even though there’s more than a month left (3 votes)
To be fair, the top 10 stories were pretty awesome.
Full disclosure: I did not know many of the “celebrities” that did these top things. I did recognize Jessica Simpson. She had a baby. Top story #6.
My Best Spam Emails (13 votes)
Most of my wordpress spam are spambots remarking on how much they’ve learned from reading my website and like studying my articles, but sometimes these spambots can be downright hurtful.
Gigantic Greeting Cards (2 votes)
This is actually a thing.
Other (7 votes)
My bad habits from A to J – suggested by Wendy of Wendy’s Works.
Significant Udders – suggested by Adam S. of My Right to Bitch.
A book review of the The Secret – suggested by Angie Z. of Childhood Relived