On the next Maury. . .
Who hasn’t asked themselves that very question at least once?
So Vicki slept with Jamal who is her sister Sara’s boyfriend, but she also slept with Dominque who is Jamal’s brother, and someone’s sperm connected with Vicki’s egg, which is where we get the succinct title for today’s Maury. Maury Povich has an endless supply of guests who find themselves in this predicament and an endless supply of manila envelopes in which to store the paternity results. There is yelling and pointing. There is bleeping of words. There is a video feed of a small child who deserves his or her own episode on Maury titled “Are These Really My Parents? Jesus Christ.” There are sometimes back flips. It is “incredible” and “shocking” according to Maury, but probably not in the way he means.
Maury asks some good questions of Vicki, like: “What’s your relationship with your sister like now?”
Vicki: “It’s not like it’s used to be.” Yes.
In a pre-taped interview Sara comes to this realization: “I need to know if my niece is my boyfriend’s baby.” Yes.
And that is where we find ourselves now, waiting for Maury to reveal the results. Will Sara dump Jamal (Maury made sure to ask that. It’s too soon to say, says Sara)? Will Jamal punch Dominque? Possible. Will someone yell? Yes, there is always the yelling. There are also either one or 23 other couples in similar predicaments in this episode, but the yelling has caused them to blur together into a mess of lost dreams and unopened condoms.
And we will have to continue to wait because Maury is milking a second show out of this tomorrow. Here is my guess: Everyone loses.