Okay here’s what’s happenin’.
I’ve been forced into a blogging duel by a maniacal clown.
This, apparently, is me:
I’m ‘spose to square off against a team assembled by a half-man/half-dog, at least I think that’s what he is. And the “great” thing is the reader gets to choose what I write about. Awesome, right? Except what if some “funny” guy says “Write about butt plugs.” That’s offensive to my lady sense-a-ma-stuff.
Oh wait. . . I write about butt plugs all the time. I might actually win that one.
But what if the “funny” guy says “Write about poetry” or “Write about your feelings” for christ’s sake! I don’t do emotion. I bottle that shit up until it pours out my orifices like wastewater treatment plant sludge.
So this is where I need your help. Go comment on Le Clown’s blog and give me some workable topics, i.e. topics I’ve already written about so I can just plagiarize an old blog post.
Here is an acceptable list:
- fleece unitards
I realize now that Alexander Hamilton lost in that duel with Aaron Burr. This does not bode well.
Addendum: My fellow duel mate Madame Weebles made me this medal to acknowledge the sacrifices my brain has made in processing the garbled sentences contained inside Fifty Shats of Grey.