Fuck. I’m back. So Donald Trump is president-elect. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related
I’ll be your roommate. We can do each other’s hair and dig our way out with spoons. How are you otherwise? How’s your son?
Every morning I wake up and pray to God someone tells me they spiked my coffee with hallucinogens or I’ve been in a coma and it’s still 2015. Reply
That would actually be worse – imagine how terrible would it be live through 2015 and 2016 knowing for sure that Trump is going to win and you can’t do anything about it? Reply
Actually, it’s a great diet. One part Trump, one part loss of appetite, one part bulimia. I’ll be a 10 in no time!
Not if you’re flat chested. That’s what our future president said to Howard Stern in a very presidential way.
I think they went with digging a moat. They already dug 5 great lakes and need to dig about 15-20 more.
lol – it’s a reference to an old Jewish saying, I think – when things are bad ‘we live in interesting times’. 🙂
I’m glad you are back. Believe me when I tell you, I never thought I would ever say this…I’d rather it be because there was another “Shades of Gray”. Reply
I’m glad you’re back. Sorry it’s under the circumstances.
For real. Please help me when I’m placed in a Trump University Dorm, i.e. concentration camp.
I’ll be your roommate. We can do each other’s hair and dig our way out with spoons.
How are you otherwise? How’s your son?
I am numb. My son is good. I’m glad we have each other.
I went from numb to rage like a Cheeto on fire.
Auspicious comeback. And WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?????
I want change!! Homophophic, racist, misogynistic change? Um…yes?
Every morning I wake up and pray to God someone tells me they spiked my coffee with hallucinogens or I’ve been in a coma and it’s still 2015.
All of these are true. Let’s just say yes?
That would actually be worse – imagine how terrible would it be live through 2015 and 2016 knowing for sure that Trump is going to win and you can’t do anything about it?
Was that a Twilight Zone episode?
It was just a script, but they didn’t film it because it was too disturbing.
Wait. He won? Ah fuck.
For realz. I know the pain you’re feeling.
Actually, it’s a great diet. One part Trump, one part loss of appetite, one part bulimia. I’ll be a 10 in no time!
Not if you’re flat chested. That’s what our future president said to Howard Stern in a very presidential way.
Everything he does is presidential. Especially pussy grabbing. The presidentialest.
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You’re back? I was afraid you’d be in Canada by now.
I heard they might be building a wall.
I think they went with digging a moat. They already dug 5 great lakes and need to dig about 15-20 more.
Welcome back. And yes, we live interesting times.
Is “interesting” the right word? I’ll have to look that up.
lol – it’s a reference to an old Jewish saying, I think – when things are bad ‘we live in interesting times’. 🙂
Well that was short and too the point.
It’s hard to be loquacious when one’s brain has exploded apart.
Bad enough to make you blog again. I feel the same way.
It’s either this or drive off a cliff.
I’m glad you are back. Believe me when I tell you, I never thought I would ever say this…I’d rather it be because there was another “Shades of Gray”.
I’m staying in my blanket fort. As long as I don’t say it, it isn’t true. Right?
I wish that were the case.