No, not really, but I am participating in this cool “Guess Who Wrote This?” game over at Le Clown’s Clown Emporium.
Every day this week, an anonymous holiday post will run and you have to guess who wrote it. It could be Le Clown, Madame Weebles, Rarasaur, Jen of Sips of Jen and Tonic or me.
Or it could have been miraculized into being by White Baby Jesus. That’s how tricky this guessing game is.
I’m trying so hard not to give it away, but my piece has stuff in it and things too. And it’s running on a day that ends in “day.”
Fuck.
I totally just gave it away.
So please visit all week and boost up Le Clown’s stats (Dammit!!! Now I know why he did this!!!!) whilst mine continue their dive down the toilet.
I believe there are prizes. One is a $35-off coupon for a free lobotomy performed by Hugo. I realize that makes no sense, but I find it best never to question him.
Make me proud, people.
Speaker7 
Ooo this sounds fun. I am intrigued & looking forward.
He may have made it a little too easy though seeing as you all have very distinctive writing voices. Unless y’all are going to fake it. Which wouldn’t be very nice. 😉
Jolie,
We tried to take away our distinctive markers: Speaker7 won’t have any Hugo (who has been sending me death threats since…), no Geddy Lee or dead people from Weebs, no cussing nor magnificent from me, and so on… If readers guess right in numbers, then I’ll be happy to celebrate some of my favourite writers’ very distinct voices.
Le Clown
Le Clown,
We shall see. Awesome idea, btw. 🙂
Jolie,
Thanks! This was my first exclamation mark in 27 days.
Le Clown
This use of an exclamation is the first Christmas miracle in what I believe will be many caused by this elaborate guessing game.
I follow several of the contestant bloggers and just started following you! 🙂
Well that is very kind! I will give you heads up then to improve your chances in the contest…my post contains the words “the” and “and.”
Wow! I feel so privy to such critical information! Thank you so much! I promise I will not share those tips with a soul. 🙂
See? Following me may be the greatest decision you’ve ever made in your life.
If I had known that the Hugo lobotomy was on the table, I never would have agreed to play. I NEED TO WIN THAT.
Hugo would be happy to root around in your brain any day of the week, you should know that by now.
Does the Free ($35) Lobotomy from Hugo come with the usual optional extras?
You mean the removal of all lower extremities? Then…yes.
I must say, I like this little event. I’m just discovering all of your blogs and I’m really enjoying them. And I’m a tremendous guessed so I think I’ve got it in the bag. We’ll see, though.
Anywho, keep up the good stuff. I’m sure I’ll be back around
Cheers
Welcome to the land of Speaker7! First, let me apologize for calling this blog “the land of Speaker7,” that was incredibly lame. And second, I don’t have a second.
And third, it is a land..a land of puppies and ice cream..and words. And fourth…poo I lost it..
I think Jen wants a kidney pie. Anyone willing to help me with donations? If I guessed wrong, I don’t want her tenderizing mine and adding it to the mix.
I feel like I am anticipating the big reveal of these posts more than……Christmas. What.