We have finally crossed the NaBloWriMo finish line! Doesn’t it feel great?
No, not really. I kind of feel like one of those marathon runners who can’t control their legs or bowels and collapses into a fecal-covered mess at the end.
According to my stats, the most popular post of the month was Deep Thoughts With Hugo. Typical.
My least popular post was If the Bra Fits which was about my chest and how I could not find a bra to fit it properly.
Thanks, Hugo.
I was curious to examine my writing this month so I stuck a bunch of passages into Wordle to create a word cloud. If you are unfamiliar with Wordle, the more you use a word, the bigger it will appear in your word cloud. I seem to be a big user of “just” and “fuck”
Since it is The End, I would be remiss if I didn’t thank my dear friend Jen of Sips of Jen and Tonic for agreeing to engage in this exercise of despair and masochism. I also like to thank rarasaur for organizing the Nano Poblano Team, a team of bloggers that I may now have the time to actually visit their blogs, BlogHer and YeahWrite.
And in conclusion, just fuck celebrity side butt.
Speaker7 
Speaker7,
Yay for the end… but I didn’t really say that…
(yay! yay! yay!)
Le Clown
Le Clown,
I don’t want to misquote you, but I think you might have said “Yay” in your comment.
Speaker7
I am a wee bit sad that your missives will no longer be daily. Your Nablowhatever posts were the most entertaining of any that I read. Well done, Speaker7, well done!
Thank you, that was very kind to say. I’m glad it has come to an end because my posts were becoming more expletive-filled and random.
If I understand wordle correctly, you are using ‘Donald Trump’ and ‘Side Butt’ more than ‘feed’ and ‘mouth’. Hmm…
You say this like it’s a problem.
I was merely verifying my findings. I like side butt.
So that’s it? You’re done? Now you just dump our asses? Real nice, heart breaker.
We can still be friends.
As you can well imagine, I’ve heard that many times before. You’d think you’d get used to it, but you never do.
Wait. You clearly didn’t get the memo. They changed it to NaBloWriFoRestOftheYear. You have another thirty one posts to produce. I think they said if you backed out now, you’d wake up to Hugo on your pillow.
At this point, I would take Hugo on my pillow over another daily post.
So you say right now…
(1) I luurve Wordle. (2) Hugo is a homunculus – does he know this? (3) I don’t care what you write about – I always enjoy reading it.
Have a large martini (or similar), take a few hours to R&R, and then dive back in to posting before I have withdrawal symptoms. Thank you and goodnight.
1) Worlde is pretty fun. 2) Hugo thinks he’s bigger than he really is, I don’t want to crush him any further figuratively or literally. 3) Thanks for reading this month
What will I do with the rest of my life?
I honestly don’t have a reason to live anymore.
Ladies, ladies….there’s always next November.
If you don’t frame that word cloud and hang it in your husband’s oval office, I don’t know you anymore.
That is a fantastic idea although he does not have an office. Maybe I could get it printed on a T-shirt and he can wear it to every single city council meeting?
It is a little surprising how big your Donald Trump is. I would have suspected Hugo would have been the biggest “man” (I use the term loosely in both cases) in your cloud.
I’m surprised and also disgusted by The Donald’s presence.
This sucks. Truly. I mean, even your posts about posts make me laugh so hard I start to choke on my pumpkin pie. Don’t go! NOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!
We’ll always have numbnuts.
This past November, I often woke up and smoked my first cigarette of the day reading your posts. What am I gonna do now? Quit smoking!? Just fuck no!
Congratulations on your accomplishment, though! If you feel dead inside, it may be because you seem to be mentioning Donald Trump. A lot. A fucking lot in your case.
Yes, I think I need to reexamine my life. It is quite unhealthy to have that much Donald in it.
*hypnotizing voice*
You will continue to write daily,
You will continue to write daily
You will continue to write daily …
*snap*
Your turn
Nearly worked.
Oops – I do not even believe in this thing …
Congratulations on crossing the finish line. It’s “awesome” to see that semi-flaccid has graced your word cloud.
The credit goes to you.
J&T sent me here. So…
I was curious to examine my writing this month so I stuck a bunch of passages into Wordle to create a word cloud. If you are unfamiliar with Wordle, the more you use a word, the bigger it will appear in your word cloud. I seem to be a big user of “just” and “fuck”
Just looks like a big clusterfuck to me. Seriously, though, I am looking at this Wordle thing. It looks snazzy, and maybe I shall have to use it in my design. Thanks!
It’s one of those Internet sites where you can waste away hours. Enjoy!
I fed my main blog URL in and I’m now using the result as a new snazzy sidebar widget… thanks again for the inspiration!
(and yep, I expect Cimmy and I to have a LOT of fun with the site)
I love that the Wordle said, “Fuck Donal Trump” because, well, fuck that guy. I’m afraid of what my Wordle would look like.
Congrats on getting through it for the second year in a row, even if you were covered in your own feces.
It’s amazing that a computer program knew to put those words together. And congratulations to you, my friend. Thanks for suffering with me. I couldn’t have done it without you.
I did like seeing more of your posts, in spite of your suffering. My most popular posts are either one word or involve Dragon Tales. I’m not sure I want to know why. If I am still blogging next November I might join you. (pfft, of course I will. A life? What is that?)
I was worried people would get sick of the daily santorum I was creating. I’m thinking you should do a one-word post on Dragon Tales and watch the Internet explode.
I love the Wordle idea, and yours in particular cracked me up. 😀 Thanks for surviving to the end with us. You done good, lady. 😀
Thanks for setting up the whole Nano Poblano Team. It made it harder to give up, which is a good thing.
So going to try Wordle — too funny!
It was great reading you this month! Hope I can keep it up!
So many blogs, so little time!
You said it.
I am not familiar with Wordle. Very interesting.