It is the time of year where giving is better than receiving and some such shit.
But what do you do if you’re stuck buying a gift for the person a) who has everything or b) you know very little about or c) I’m bored right now.
Here are some fantastic suggestions:
For the wine connoisseur and/or alcoholic:
For the water enthusiast and/or strangler
For the sportsfan and/or person for whom life has no meaning:
For the time stickler and/or person you hate quite a bit, but are passive/aggressive about it
For the art collector and/or the person who posts inspirational posts constantly on Facebook
For the outsdoorsy sort and/or person who has trouble deciding on whether the knife or gun is the best murder weapon
And for the person who poops:
*Thanks to the LTD Commodities website for providing all these fantastic gift ideas.
Speaker7 is nearly done with this daily posting nonsense and will soon find peace with her reindeer toilet paper holder.