Great news, everybody!
America’s favorite anal fissure is writing books for children.
Rush was inspired to write the book “to correct the historical record as it’s been distorted in the public school system.”
I get where Rush is coming from. I can imagine it’s very difficult to be a rich, white, heterosexual man in America–never seeing yourself reflected in the top leadership positions, never having your story heard in the history books, feeling marginalized by a lack of opportunities.
It is time for the real history to be heard and who better to tell it than the man who said “when women got the right to vote is when it all went downhill”?
The basic premise of the book is Rush plays some heroic middle school substitute teacher who can go back in time with the help of
oxycontin a talking horse. Of course, Rush would be a substitute rather than a souless public school teaching leech latched onto the public teat and beholden to the Evil Union Overlords.
Along the way, he attempts to score various opiates and boner-drugs from those time periods–oh and celebrate America’s exceptionalism.
The book was already Amazon bestseller before it was even released, prompting Rush to write more tomes for the kiddies.
Seeing how Rush views a big portion of the population–women, gays, African-Americans, Hispanic-Americans, all minorities, progressive thinkers, non-Dittoheads–I’m sure his view of history is likely the correct one, like when he said the NAACP “should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”
Amazingly enough, I was able to obtain some galleys from his upcoming books.
Rush Revere Visits the Founding Fathers
Rush Revere Visits the Slave Plantation
Rush Revere Visits Ronald Reagan
Nearly there, nearly there. Only a few days left in this hellish landscape known as NaBloWriMo. Speaker7 continues to plug away as a member of The Nano Poblano Team.