I don’t know if you heard, but child bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson broke up.
See? I can’t even write I’m so upset. . . and that’s not because I’m having difficulty coming up with things to write about.
When that 50+ actor, best known for playing a liver-eating serial killer on the X-Files, married that 16-year-old, best known for humping Santa Claus and pumpkins, it seemed they would be the “celebrity” couple who would defy the odds and make it.
Alas, Courtney called it quits
when her bizarre behavior in public with Doug did not warrant enough attention to earn her a reality show because she wanted to explore her independence.
Get ready for a bizarro inappropriate flag photoshoot.
Wait, that already happened.
Love is dead, people.
Speaker7 was spreadeagled on a car typing this with her boobs. It was very “sexy” which is a word that no longer has any meaning thanks to Dourtney Stutchinden.