If you have read the latest issue of Us Weekly, you would be aware that I have taken on the duties as the first official A Clown On Fire Wrangler™.
If you haven’t read the latest issue of Us Weekly, then you will be wondering what the fuck that may be.
You are not alone. I’m still trying to figure out my title.
For one of my first official acts, I have landed a coveted interview with a part of his Magnificence™.
Please stop by.
Oh–and there’s also this incentive: