Not quite that exactly.
But I have been nominated to be included in the Top 25 humor blogs at skinnyscoop.com. I’d like to thank Tracy of Logyexpress for nominating me.
Let’s face it. I’m as funny as a plate of spaghetti in the rain.
Check this out: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because…um…fuck…
Wasn’t that great? Stock photo guy thinks so:
To vote for me, go here and click the like button under my nomination. I’ve noticed that all other nominees already have their likes licked except for me because I’m late to the game.
Voting ends Thursday and when if I win, I will take over the world be happy, yo.
Speaker7 
After twenty minutes of trying to figure out how to sign in with facebook, I was finally able to vote. It’s a testament to my fanship. Speaker 7 = no suckage.
I wish I had you on board as my campaign manager because Speaker7 = no suckage sings to me. Thanks for not giving up on wonky voting mechanisms. This will give me ammunition when I demand a recount.
I w o u l d b e h o n o r e d
Speaker7,
Done. Did. Completed. Checked.
Le Clown
Le Clown,
If I win, I will make you secretary of defense or King of Lower Speakerdom, whichever you prefer.
Speaker7
All hail Speaker7.
Did you know that one way to check for a broken tailbone is to stick a finger up the bum?
There you go.
p.s. voting now.
You are filled with all the necessary information. I will make you Queen of All Propaganda when I takeover the world…er…I mean, win this contest.
I’m working on posters right now.
I am fervently hoping “Stick a Finger in Your Bum” is one of the slogans.
Went round and round a few times but voted. WOOT. You are so much better than those other blogs I didn’t bother to look at because they clearly are full of suckage unlike you who I bet is the only one with an evil puppet mascot. Those others? Losers.
I thank you for handily dismissing everyone else without even looking at them. That is a true friend, but it is like we’re war buddies since we went through the Fifty Shades War together.
I came. I saw. I recrapped.
I feel very strongly this should be put on a bumper sticker.
In latin.
Veni. vidi. recrappi.
I think I might have cried a little at this.
Speaker7 I have failed you. I joined Facebook for you. But I failed to like you. I am a technological moron. And I don’t Facebook. Now if there was a ButBook, you know I’d figure that one out.
Elyse,
You can never fail me. Especially now that you have given me the chestnut of ButBook. Don’t worry, I will not leave you out like Zuckerberg did with those Winkelvossnessenss twins.
Speaker7
But you need two Ts in BUTT to represent me accurately. Otherwise, I’ll sue.
And I really did join Facebook. Just for you.
I am so, so sorry. Now you can blog about people’s inane status updates so there is that.
Joined. Voted. Commented. So get happy. Or don’t. You wouldn’t be the first woman that’s lied to me.
I’m am honestly extremely happy.
Except I just wrote “I’m am” which makes me sound like a jag-hole. I’m still an honest jag-hole.
The Bloggess is also a contender which was extra incentive for me to vote for you.
Is it because she already has world domination?
Hate her.
I think you and I are the only people in the world who have these sentiments.
*Fist bump.* Ahhhhh! I want to shout it from the rooftops! Just saying “fuck” every sentence and hating on your husband does not make you funny! Although, because of the “fuck” in here, this comment is now the funniest thing I’ve ever written.
I know I’m laughing! ;D
I think I voted, but I’m not 100% sure. It’s the thought that counts, right?
Of course!
Voted.
Knock em dead!
If they spam the hell out of me, I’m signing you up for cooking for children mailing lists.
Sorry…they are going to spam you. I’m already getting sick of their emails.
Oh, now you tell us… Ok, I’m updating my profile to a faked e-mail and hope it works.
Dang. I’m sorry about that. I didn’t know about the spambot feature.
I’m really replying to List of X, not myself…maybe it’s just going to be me. I got a couple of emails from them right after I registered, but the other emails I’m getting are just notifications that others have liked or commented on my nomination. So maybe if you just vote, you’ll be spared from a bunch of emails.
Voted for ya. I think you’re fuckin’ hilarious. 😛
Thanks Wendy! I will be a kind overlord of the earth as well.
I meant to give you a heads up about the nomination, but then I crushed my big toe with a heavy door and have been sobbing in the fetal position ever since. That shit hurts. I hope you win.
Yee-owch! That sounds very painful. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
I voted, but I’m a little worried. How will you do this AND be president of the Bland fan club?
Oh my god. I didn’t even think of that. Maybe we could be co-presidents?
I’ll handle Bland, you handle the comedy. Once he loses his born again virginity in the season finale people won’t be interested in him anymore.
I voted for you for world domination. How do I vote for you for the funniest blog?
They are directly connected. You know how funny totalitarian dictators can be.
Yes, almost like the characters in the Bachelor.
I feel like I have no idea what’s going on and yet I think I somehow managed to cast my vote. I’m not sure if I want you to tell me whether or not I did it wrong, but if you need me, I’ll be over here eating some spaghetti that’s as watered down as my blog humor.
It seems very tricky and a little spammy, but I want all the glory anyways. Or at least Hugo does.
It turns out that I am too blond to operate the interface of their website. I’m so very sorry.
You are the most hilarious, though, even your response-comments cracked me up (I read them ALL).
I don’t understand it either. I tried to vote for myself because I’m a loser and I couldn’t even figure it out.
Well isn’t it fortuitous that I started trying to clear out my backlogged blog posts in my email folder–found, logged in and liked. Good luck!
Thank you! One more step to total domination…of….um….blog humor? Yup, blog humor not world domination. Blog humor. That’s my plan.
Well deserved. Okay. I have clicked over on that link three times, twice yesterday and just now, and feel blessedly validated that I am the dumbest of dumb. I can’t for the life of me figure out how to vote for you. I can’t even find the list of 25 blogs it mentions. If there is a list of the dumbest 25 bloggers, let me know and I’ll attempt to vote for myself.
Forgive me if you lose by one.
I can’t figure it out either. I think it’s easier to get a permit to drive an armored tank than click “like” on that post.