Dearest Reader: Speaker7 is attempting to write a post every day in November so she doesn’t have to participate in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). Is it seriously still November?
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Speaker7 
Oh, my gosh! How much better would Farmville be if they had a rabies epidemic?
I dumped Facebook a couple of months ago. Did they really send out yet another update to their ToS on THANKSGIVING?
I believe they did it so we could remember to be thankful for Facebook.
Oooh! And now I know what I’m thankful for!
Excellent! I can’t keep up with blocking the Farmville and Farmville spawn applications. The latest was someone opening a restaurant. Huh?
That sounds fantastic. I can’t wait for the virtual sewage treatment plant.
Oh god I hate all these games on Facebook and I wish all my “friends” would stop sending me requests for them. A rabies epidemic that wipes out all of Farmville would be awesome.
I’m seriously considering waving bye-bye to Facebook.
Facebook has been getting quite Suckbook for awhile now. What I like it most for is the birthday reminder, but I guess I could just put an alert feature on my calendar. But that takes work on my part. Please pass the Moutain Dew.
This seems like a satirical message from Facebook, but I would not doubt that it is indeed real.
It is real. You can even poke it if you want. Or repost it as your status update to fight against kitten disease.
I’ll repost it. I don’t want to be part of the 93% that doesn’t care.
I think we might have a shot at curing this now.
Love to sit and laugh at this, but I’m too busy chugging Mountain Dew with One Direction playing on the iPod on my way to the store…
Isn’t One Direction soooooo good? I was just wiping Kass Kbalm on my chapped butt thinking how dope that band is.
Too funny! Facebook could be the entire subject of a horror movie where an entity ingratiates itself into the masses and then slowly sucks out everyone’s brains replacing it with sawdust Jagermeister while they play silly games and collect empty-headed groups of “friends”…WHAT?
Oh. My. God. The call is coming from inside the house!
Facebook: it’s a gift that just keeps on giving (or taking, or showing)! May we only drown our FB shame in Mountain Dew.
Mmm. Mountain Dew sounds so refreshing right now. Why is that?
It’s that sparkly aftertaste, of course.
I’m definitely getting some. Right after I finish downloading One Direction.
Aren’t there game sites to go to for playing games. Why do they have to have this crap on FB. It is more than a nuisance. It made great fodder for yet another brilliant blog Speaker7 you are well past the half way mark.
Are you saying you’re not going to help me feed my virtual cow?
I got that link too. I’m so relieved I don’t have to read it. Thank you. #lawsareboring
Wait, I thought you were going to read it. Do I have to read it? Who’s reading it? Anybody? #readinghurtzeyeballz
I read it – actually, I fell asleep while trying to read it. But that counts, right – it was on my laptop screen for a while, that counts. I know it does. When I tried to click on the link given that tells you to go read about the changes and comment before they finalize them – it didn’t work. At all. go figure.
Hm…must be a Facebook glitch.
Gee, why don’t I go on Facebook?????? Hope you had a nice holiday, Speaker7!
But then you how will you know when to Do the Dew?
I just have to guess….
I saw their “little” notice, too. Fabulous response, Speaker7!
It’s their “little” holiday gift to the masses.
I’m still mourning the death of Facebook, circa 2005. That was the best. *poke*
I’m trying to remember what it was like…was that when it was just at colleges and there was less posting of food and baby pictures?
Exactly. And I could cuss.
I’d have more respect for them if they actually just came out and said this. I say we bump off that Zuckerberg kid and put speaker7 in charge of Facebook.
My first order of business…removal of status updates that suck donkey ass.
I have nominated you for a Liebster Award. Should you care to partake, check out my latest post for the stringent requirements. I promise not to share it on Facebook.
Thank you for the award! It’s much better than a Farmville request.
You speak truth.
Thanks for translating their latest unread missive to me. I am so glad that I never got that into FB that I almost feel pure. I said “almost” because I’m not completely delusional.
By reading this, you are committed to tending my FarmVille sheep named Gertie.
Well, I’ll be — classic bait and switch, even from you!
Hugo is working for Facebook, isn’t he? That would explain everything.
Hugo IS Facebook.
I didn’t have time to read the FB announcement or your post because I had to harvest my Farmville crops. After I down a couple Dews I hope to get to at least one of them.
Ooh…mountain dew. I crave it to quench my thirst. I have a strong desire to Do the Dew.
It’s been a couple hours – I think I need another before I harvest my wheat
I stopped playing Farmville when I discovered that ‘eat’ as a command for the animals didn’t mean you were allowed to ship them to an abattoir.
Maybe I should have read the fine print after all.
I would think the slaughter house would be an app you could buy.
I don’t play Facebook games, but I might make an exception for Rabiesville.
Please help me. My dog Tigger needs 15 shots to get over his rabies in RabiesVille. Does anyone have any antibodies they can loan me?
Funny 😛
Funny to the point where you need to Do the Dew, right?
I just deleted the picture I had of me doing coke off of Mitt Romney’s tummy. Thank you!
Aw! That sounds so cute!
I can’t believe I haven’t broken up with Facebook yet. I knew it jumped the shark when I started seeing dinner photos show up in my news feed and getting prompts to “like this” if I remembered the Easy Bake Oven. I believe the final days of the Roman Empire were spent this way. The end is near.
My life suddenly makes so much sense.