This will be short because there is funnel of gravy with my name on it.
What I’m thankful for:
- funnels of gravy
- priceless sculptures
- families who pose in unitards
- celebrities’ obligatory Thanksgiving comments
- Advice books
- Fifty Shades-inspired homages
And…..what am I missing?
Oh yes, all of you. For reals, people. This has been one of the most creatively fulfilling things I have ever done, and that’s saying a lot because I once covered a lawnmower race. All kidding aside, thanks for reading me, giving me inspiration and making me laugh.
Now go eat your weight in gravy. Even if you aren’t American and celebrating Thanksgiving, it’s still a great idea.
Dearest Reader: Speaker7 is attempting to write a post every day in November so she doesn’t have to participate in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). This is why she has intruded on your holiday.