Dearest Reader,
This is the moment I need you the most. Today is my day in the glorious duel of dueldom or something that makes more sense. I need you to visit Le Clown’s blog and click “Like” on my post even if it sickens you, even if it’s the worst piece of shite you’ve ever laid your eyes on, even if you did not drink enough coffee this morning.
I read Fifty Shades for you. This is how you can repay me.
If I win this duel, I might even consider recrapping the g-d Fifty Shades movies. If I lose, I will never write again. No pressure.
I love you,
Speaker7
Speaker7 
No. There are NOT Fifty Shades movies. Just no.
I will kill myself, I swear.
Lindsay Lohan is a shoo in for Ana.
That is the most perfect suggestion I have ever heard. If not Ana, maybe she could be Leila.
Psst- good post. Don’t tell anyone I said that.
I won’t. Same to you, but keep that under your hat.
Deal!
Pinky Swear? But you may wanna take the furry glove off first!
This was a great piece! I would have ‘liked’ it dozens of times if I could.
Yay, am going over there to check it out. I was wondering, what is almost as disturbing as 50 Shades. And then this challenge. Lucky, lucky you.
On my way…
50 Shades MOVIES? You’re kidding. Please say you are kidding. They aren’t making those, are they?
http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/2012/09/19/tears-of-a-clown-part-one-duel-of-furry-fetishes/
Already liked it….loved it actually. Great job. 🙂
I haven’t read the book yet but 50 shades of grey does seem like an awful lot of shades. I can’t imagine there being more than 10 or 20.