One should never indulge one’s doppelgänger.
I have one. Speaker7doppelganger was created when I cruelly packed my old blog address’s bag and sent it packing. She then appeared on my doorstep, calling me mama. She stayed a few days until we appeared on the Maury Povich show, and Maury revealed the paternity results. I am NOT Speaker7doppelganger’s father. Mau-ry! Mau-ry! Maur-y!
She still bothers me though. She insists that I let my readers know when she publishes a blog. She whines in a way that would make Fran Drescher’s voice sound like Vivaldi.
So I’m letting you know, she published a post.
She said anyone who reads it can take the image posted below and use it as a screen saver:
She is diabolical. Because America is soooo cute.
Speaker7 
god. i can’t decide which i like more – the patriotic beast with the virgin mary on one shoulder and the hand of freddy krueger (is that his hand???) OR the patriotic unicorn with geraldo rivera’s mustache (is that geraldo’s mustache???) and also – will i now have to quit what little work i do in order to have time to read doppelganger’s posts in addition to these posts?
You can feel free to ignore the doppelgänger. She is obviously out of her mind.
I feel like Speaker7doppelganger knows my heart.
As much as that hurts…I have to agree.
I feel like Speaker7doppelganger took my heart out and stomped on it.
Ouch. I think the two of you should appear on Maury. He is sooooooo excellent at dealing with problems. You will have to submit to a paternity test.
That might be….difficult.
I want to be the meat in a Speaker7 and Speaker7doppelganger sandwich
That’s sweet. Our bread is very out-of-date and moldy.
My voices are jealous, and I’m getting nervous.
No reason for nervous jealousy. Just tell the voices to watch Access Hollywood and everything will be all right thanks to Billy Bush’s enormously sincere smile.
Travel toilets! You are now my official personal shopper 😉
cheers!
You can also buy sudoku toilet paper to use in your travel toilet. Let me know how many rolls you would like.
lmao – stay tuned while I do my arithmetic..should only take a year or two 😀