I don’t really know the point of working on this post since the world is ending today. There’s a 67 percent chance the world will end before I even finish this sentence.
Should I even bother with a drawing? It takes actually drawing something and then scanning it and then putting it in photoshop then uploading it. The world could end during any of these steps.
I’m going to put this instead:
I would also like to show this:
Whew…I now feel like I wrapped up everything that I should have. . . although I probably should have tried to snag at least one Reese peanut butter cup from the king-size pack before my husband ate them all. It would have been nice to explode or whatever happens during end times with the taste of chocolatey peanut butter in my mouth.
You might be asking (if you have time to ask because the world could end now. Or now. Or right now. ….oorrrrrrr now) how do I know the world is ending? The Today show told me.
It seem appropriate that I would write my last post about the Today show since most of my posts are about the Today show. We had a good run, my friend. I loved all those times you sucked.
The female anchorbots who all look alike had a story about Harold Camping. He’s a 90-year-old preacher who likes to predict Armageddon. He has done it three times, the most recent being today. He said the end would come very quietly.
I would be disappointed if the end turned out to be just like a terrible Michael Bay movie.
The female anchorbots laughed and laughed about this. They made “funny” “jokes” like:
“If I go out of focus, you’ll know my cameraman’s just been raptured”
“I hope his track record continues”
Bwhahahahahahahahaha! Funny stuff, except aren’t you the very ones giving this giant goofball attention? He could say his crazy predictions on his little radio station, and his listeners could cash in their 401ks to buy big boxes of wine and that would be that. But you have given this story national significance. . . so now I think Harry Camping may have a point.
Especially since later in the show, you spotlighted the most popular Halloween costumes. The most popular are the “Charlie Sheen” complete with a bottle of tiger’s blood and the “Anthony Weiner” complete with a giant prosthetic penis.
If that doesn’t foreshadow the end times, I don’t know what does….
I am ending on a happy note because I ate spaghetti and meatballs.
That was a good idea. Of course, the world did not end, but since it could happen anytime, I would suggest making spaghetti and meatballs a daily meal.
What the f*ck is with the media and The Donald and Sarah Palin? Seriously, to use speaker7s own accurate words, “I’d rather see them interview a turd”. The turd might have something more relevant to say. But the turd cannot use Photoshop or write well or make us laugh, so let’s just stop with fu*king Donald and Sarah.
They didn’t have anything today about The Donald, but there was something about a great white shark attack….progress?
The end is nigh! The end is nigh!
Well… I guess they’ll get it right one of these days lol
I predict Jan. 4, 3014.
That’s what I don’t understand about these people who predict the end and predict it when they will likely still be alive. Don’t say “The world will end Tuesday!” because when it doesn’t you look dumb.
This was insanely hilarious; I wouldn’t expect anything less of you. I’m sorry to say (though I did enjoy myself) that I got to read the entire thing without the world up and ending on me. Apparently I’m one of those sorry losers that got left behind. Again.
Don’t fret. You’d rather be with the people who are left behind. I know I would.