Here it is Labor Day, and I’m trying to be all relaxed, and then I read this:
And I’m enraged by the injustice of it all. Apparently the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce was asked if it would consider “reality” “stars” for the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It responded “Hell to the no” on its Facebook page thereby coining one of the most interesting turns of phrase in our lifetime. You go, girl! Hey, that one’s pretty good too. Make sure to credit me if you use it.
I have never seen Keeping Kup Kwith Kthe Kardashians, but I am aware of Kim’s oeuvre:
- sex on film, but in a very classy non-porn way
- big ass
- wedding to a giant
So where’s the love Hollywood Chamber of Commerce? Are you worried that if you bestow a kstar on Kim, you will open the floodgates to any carbon life form who willingly invites cameras into his/her bathrooms? You should be because that will likely happen. Do you think people will question your wisdom by honoring Kim before honoring many other much worthier stars?
Well I have made things easy for you. I have come up with a list of celebrities who will be required to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Kim Kardashian thereby making her inevitable induction easier to swallow.
Here is the list:
The bag from the movie American Beauty
The Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band
Muno from Yo Gabba Gabba
The horse from Most Eligible: Dallas.
David Hasselhoff’s hamburger
Hell to the yes, Hollywood Chamber of Commerce! Hell to the yes!