Tag Archives: writing

Speaker7′s Journey

Posted on May 21, 2013 by

So it begins again, dear reader. On May 27th, ABC will roll out its stained red carpet and gas up its dirty limo for another installment of The Bachelorette or what I like to call The Loss of Hope. This season’s “star” … Continue reading →

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The Fat Lady is Singing

Posted on November 30, 2012 by

It’s over. Thank jolly rancher, it is the last day of November and my final day of writing a daily post. I feel like I should celebrate. Oh right. First I’ve got to write this goddamned post. A few days … Continue reading →

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Easter, Flag Day Sexier Than Thanksgiving

Posted on November 21, 2012 by

Well shit. Here I was. All excited for my four-day Thanksgiving holiday, and come to find out that Thanksgiving is NOT a sexy holiday. Horn of plenty? More like horn of wah-wah. It’s true. It’s true because I read it … Continue reading →

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Obligatory Facebook Post

Posted on November 12, 2012 by

It’s not even halfway through NaBloBlowsBigAss, and I’m not going to lie to you, gentle reader, I am struggling to fill in my little wordpress writery box with a daily post. So this is why this post is about Facebook. … Continue reading →

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Le Cult of Le Clown

Posted on November 11, 2012 by

I am a full-fledged carnie, I’ll admit it. I pretty much do the bidding of a French-Canadian clown who can flex a singular ab muscle like nobody’s business. Why do I do this? I think it’s safe to say that … Continue reading →

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10 Ways to Survive NaNoWriMo

Posted on November 1, 2012 by

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, kicks off this month. This can seem overwhelming. Fifty thousand words over the course of 30 days? What on earth were you thinking? But don’t fret. You will survive. Just follow these tips: 1. Have … Continue reading →

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Honey NaNo WriBoo Child

Posted on October 27, 2012 by

Lots of bloggers have been writing about their plans to participate in National Novel Writing Month or NaNoWriMo this November. Alas, I will not be among them. I tried to do NaNoWriMo five years ago. I naively thought 1,500 words … Continue reading →

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How to Write the Bestest Post

Posted on October 16, 2012 by

It’s hard to blog. There’s so much on TV. Occasionally you have to eat or go to some place that employs you. And then there’s the thinking of some clever Halloween costume. You really can’t go as Bernie Madoff again. … Continue reading →

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Con-sul-ta-tion

Posted on October 13, 2012 by

con·sul·ta·tion/ˌkänsəlˈtāSHən/ noun: 1.) The action or process of formally consulting or discussing 2.) A meeting with an expert or professional, such as a medical doctor, in order to seek advice Did you know that a tonsillectomy entails removing one’s tonsils? … Continue reading →

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Let’s Finish this Twat so I can be Fifty Shades Freed (pgs. 501-548)

Posted on September 17, 2012 by

This is it, gentle reader. The end. It took some time getting to this point. My brain has shrunken to the size of a vaginal ball. I no longer recognize how sentences are properly constructed. And I’ve begun to call … Continue reading →

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