Tag Archives: wordpress

My Birthday Gift From WordPress

Posted on November 15, 2012 by

Forty years ago today, I made my arrival into the world. Little did the world know that nearly 40 years later, that little darling baby girl would write about post about gonorrhea tonsils and see it get Freshly Pressed. Did … Continue reading →

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Do Not Fear Potatoes

Posted on November 13, 2012 by

Seven people found my blog yesterday using those search terms: do not fear potatoes. Do people really fear potatoes? According to some random seach engine question and answer thingy, there’s not even a word for potato phobia. The second most … Continue reading →

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Le Cult of Le Clown

Posted on November 11, 2012 by

I am a full-fledged carnie, I’ll admit it. I pretty much do the bidding of a French-Canadian clown who can flex a singular ab muscle like nobody’s business. Why do I do this? I think it’s safe to say that … Continue reading →

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How to Write the Bestest Post

Posted on October 16, 2012 by

It’s hard to blog. There’s so much on TV. Occasionally you have to eat or go to some place that employs you. And then there’s the thinking of some clever Halloween costume. You really can’t go as Bernie Madoff again. … Continue reading →

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Ibex Peen and Perfume: New York Travels

Posted on August 20, 2012 by

I actually left my home and laptop, and traveled to New York City this past weekend. It was weird. There was the outside and real people and very limited access to wireless networks so I could not check my wordpress … Continue reading →

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Well This is Embarrassing. . .

Posted on August 14, 2012 by

I nearly forgot today was my one-year blogging anniversary or as I like to call it blogginganniversary™. Please don’t tell my blog because it will be pissed. Oh, I guess it knows now. Sorry baby. Look, I’ll take you out to … Continue reading →

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Fifty Shades Fried

Posted on July 30, 2012 by

If you’ve been following my saga of self-flagellation, you would know that I have reached the third book in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. (If you have not been following and only clicked on this blog because you like … Continue reading →

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How To Write the Greatest How-To Post

Posted on May 7, 2012 by

People want to know things. Simply typing “How to” into Google generates interesting queries like “How to make head cheese,” “How to last longer in bed” and “How to breed a rainbow dragon.” Interestingly no one has created the query … Continue reading →

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Putt-putt

Posted on April 23, 2012 by

If you’ve been reading this site recently or not reading it, which happens a lot, you are aware that some wires were yanked out or chewed on causing new posts not to appear in the reader. The brilliant and macabre … Continue reading →

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My Site Stats Suck Seashells

Posted on April 20, 2012 by

I never got much traction to begin with, but now I’m beginning to believe the tractor is broken down in a fallow field. My site stats have plummeted dramatically. Why just yesterday I saw a tumbleweed blow through my dashboard. … Continue reading →

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