Tag Archives: women

The Dalai Lama of Douchery

Posted on March 30, 2013 by

I look fat. Shit! I just turned off all the guys who were reading this. Did I learn nothing from Josh Aiello’s seminal article “3 Words He Never Wants To Hear You Say?” Josh decided to share his infinite wisdom … Continue reading →

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Mentos, the Porn Maker

Posted on November 9, 2012 by

I was looking at Redbook magazine, trying to find ways to juggle my career and my belly fat, when I came across this ad: Hm. What exactly is happening here? Is the hand, the hand of God? If so, nice manicure, and … Continue reading →

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Where My Ladies At?

Posted on November 2, 2012 by

Hi Women! Whas up, yo? Sorry I began so awkwardly. It’s because I feel nervous. I feel nervous because some of you are Republicans or people who think voting for Mitt Romney is a good idea. I fear you will … Continue reading →

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Here Comes the Skeleton

Posted on April 22, 2012 by

It seems some women are a little obsessed with their wedding days. Like this woman: She’s having a feeding tube inserted into her nose to maintain an 800-calorie-a-day diet. And she’s having a New York Times photographer take her picture … Continue reading →

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I Take My Burka in an Extra Large.

Posted on March 20, 2012 by

Do things seem weird? A little, right? They do. They do seem weird because they are. I started my Turd of the Week™ segment as a lark, not expecting that elected officials would get so weird about women. But weird … Continue reading →

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A Turdendum

Posted on February 18, 2012 by

I held Darrell Issa’s hand the first time he got his period. He was worried. “Am I going to die?” he asked through his tears. “I feel like I’m dying. The blood. The pain.” “You’re not dying, you’re becoming a … Continue reading →

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