Tag Archives: turds

The Dalai Lama of Douchery

Posted on March 30, 2013 by

I look fat. Shit! I just turned off all the guys who were reading this. Did I learn nothing from Josh Aiello’s seminal article “3 Words He Never Wants To Hear You Say?” Josh decided to share his infinite wisdom … Continue reading →

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The Terrible Twos

Posted on November 8, 2012 by

I may have mentioned in the past that I work with young children. I teach them about books and media literacy in this room called a library, a place that has been made obsolete by the Internetz. I did a … Continue reading →

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Where My Ladies At?

Posted on November 2, 2012 by

Hi Women! Whas up, yo? Sorry I began so awkwardly. It’s because I feel nervous. I feel nervous because some of you are Republicans or people who think voting for Mitt Romney is a good idea. I fear you will … Continue reading →

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A Turd-ucopia

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Turd of the Week™ has come out of retirement. The little dude was actually getting the chalky-white look of an old piece of dog poop found 17 years later in a sewer grate. But it’s been revived–rejuvenated by amazing displays … Continue reading →

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Alexander Hamilton Ain’t Got Nuthin on Me

Posted on September 15, 2012 by

Okay here’s what’s happenin’. I’ve been forced into a blogging duel by a maniacal clown. This, apparently, is me: You realize there is no possible way to say no to a clown. That’s why they continue to perform at children’s … Continue reading →

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This Post Will Make You Blush

Posted on May 30, 2012 by

People hate being embarrassed. I remember reading an article about choking in restaurants. It stated one of the main reasons people died is because they left the table to deal with the choking in the privacy of the restroom so … Continue reading →

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Science is for the Turds

Posted on April 9, 2012 by

I like to know knowledge and learn learnledge. But I get angry sometimes that my worldview isn’t presented adequately. Like I guess scientists and mathetists can get all smug with their belief that 2+2=4. But why can’t 2+2=19 or 2+2=foot … Continue reading →

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Geraldo Geraldon’t

Posted on March 26, 2012 by

TV “journalist” Geraldo Rivera recently said if you present yourself a certain way expect a certain reaction from people. I’m paraphrasing. Geraldo actually used the word “gangsta” and kept saying “gangsta,” really overemphasizing the “sta” of the “gangsta” to an … Continue reading →

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Stillborn Turd

Posted on March 13, 2012 by

What are the differences between cows and women? I’m sorry I should probably rephrase that. Are there any differences between cows and women? Hmmm. I honestly don’t know. They both produce milk. They both can be moo-thers (did you see … Continue reading →

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Hall of Famous Turd

Posted on March 10, 2012 by

I am appalled. I am appalled that Missouri allows its Hall of Famous Missourians to be denigrated in such manner, but alas it is true. The Hall of Famous Missourians will soon feature a bronze replica of the medicine ball-sized … Continue reading →

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