Tag Archives: today show

Will You Take It In the Ear With Me?

Posted on December 7, 2012 by

So a lot of shit has been happening. . . not monumental shits, but those little rabbit pellets that make going number 2 so uncomfortable and unsatisfying. First off, my son has been sick since Saturday. He is very tired … Continue reading →

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Well This is Embarrassing. . .

Posted on August 14, 2012 by

I nearly forgot today was my one-year blogging anniversary or as I like to call it blogginganniversary™. Please don’t tell my blog because it will be pissed. Oh, I guess it knows now. Sorry baby. Look, I’ll take you out to … Continue reading →

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(Un)Musical Chairs

Posted on June 23, 2012 by

Ann Curry is currying no favor at the Today show. The NBC folks are like “Yeah, let’s order from the Indian restaurant, but for god sakes no curry because it sucks and everyone hates it. Go heavy on the lauer. Yes, I know … Continue reading →

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Hey Everybody! I’m on Twitter!

Posted on June 16, 2012 by

Everybody stop tweeting, status-updating and instagramming right now. I have an important announcement. Matt Lauer, Today show anchor and sand-dune skier, is on Twitter. This is big news…almost as big as that video of a hockey mom scolding a referee. … Continue reading →

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Writer’s Block is *insert word*

Posted on May 16, 2012 by

Writer’s block is soooooooo. . . um. . . green? No, that’s not it. Chalky? Viscous? No. Let’s go with pfffffttttttttt. So yes, I kind of have it, and it’s been something I’ve been trying to fix by taking a … Continue reading →

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This Post is Brought to You By Metamucil

Posted on April 16, 2012 by

There are heroes out there people. We might disagree over what makes someone a hero. I personally think it’s butt-accentuating tights. You might think a hero is someone who has the ability to blog about heroes wearing butt-accentuating tights while … Continue reading →

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Facebook Facepalm

Posted on April 11, 2012 by

National Public Radio aired a story offering friendly advice to teachers about posting on Facebook. The basic premise is that teachers don’t have the same leeway as others because of the nature of the job. So this status update would … Continue reading →

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Multiple Onions of the News

Posted on April 5, 2012 by

Lots of news today, people. Lots of news. I don’t even know how to describe it. Today’s news was so exciting it was as if the Hindenburg crashed into the Titanic or George Washington crossed the Delaware right up onto … Continue reading →

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Stop the (Word)Presses!!!

Posted on March 6, 2012 by

Can we do that? Because we need to stop everything right now! Right. Now. I have a HUGE announcement. So stop. Stop it. Stop. Stop it. Stop doing that, whatever you happen to be doing. Stop breathing…no wait, you still … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Turd of All

Posted on February 16, 2012 by

The night Whitney Houston died, I remember clearly thinking: I wonder what Bill O’Reilly thinks about this? Lucky for me–and the world–he shared his views on his show and in his column and later again on the Today show and … Continue reading →

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