Tag Archives: sex

This is, like, stupid almost

Posted on February 19, 2013 by

Truer words have never been spoken. Bland looks really red. He is getting ready or red-dy to meet his concubines’ families. Zing! I’m here all week. AshLee, of the interestingly capitalized name, has been living for this moment or some such … Continue reading →

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The Bachelor Non-Event Two Day Event!!

Posted on February 5, 2013 by

Son of a bitch. So today marks the first day in a two-day Bachelor event. Spielberg was able to show the story of Oskar Schindler in little over two hours, but The Bachelor needs two whole days to show a … Continue reading →

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The Best Advice in 140 Characters or Less

Posted on December 28, 2012 by

This was supposed to be a post highlighting the Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2012. My intent was pure. I discovered the Top 10 Ways to Squander Your Life. Click here. I went on Yahoo Shine, the lady blog … Continue reading →

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Hunky Hugo Unfortunately Answers Your Questions

Posted on November 24, 2012 by

This was not a well-thought out plan. Curse you, NaNoWriMo. In case you didn’t know, I began a new feature called Ask Hunky Hugo™ where readers could submit questions to the world’s creepiest half-man puppet. I completely stole this idea from … Continue reading →

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Easter, Flag Day Sexier Than Thanksgiving

Posted on November 21, 2012 by

Well shit. Here I was. All excited for my four-day Thanksgiving holiday, and come to find out that Thanksgiving is NOT a sexy holiday. Horn of plenty? More like horn of wah-wah. It’s true. It’s true because I read it … Continue reading →

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STDs and the Olds

Posted on November 16, 2012 by

This post was a suggestion by the remarkable Jen from Sips of Jen and Tonic. And Jen never steers me wrong…except when I jumped on that post-a-day bandwagon because now I’m writing about the elderly and genital warts. And I … Continue reading →

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Doin’ It

Posted on November 4, 2012 by

Alright so I’m lightening things up a little with today’s post. The last few days have been a little political, and sure, I lost some followers, but whatevs. I’m not even counting or noticing that it was three. Fare thee … Continue reading →

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Let’s Finish this Twat so I can be Fifty Shades Freed (pgs. 501-548)

Posted on September 17, 2012 by

This is it, gentle reader. The end. It took some time getting to this point. My brain has shrunken to the size of a vaginal ball. I no longer recognize how sentences are properly constructed. And I’ve begun to call … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Extinction

Posted on September 15, 2012 by

So Bachelor Pad 3 ended recently. The winner was this guy: He is the love child of the weird creepy guy from Poltergeist II. And fire marshall Bill: Other stuff led up to this moment, which host Chris Harrison called … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Sad

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

Holy chlamydia! Tomorrow we will discover which couple wins Bachelor Pad 3, but can one ever really be a winner on Bachelor Pad? (Answer: no) I’ve realized I’ve shirked my responsibility of offering up a timely recrap of the previous episode … Continue reading →

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