Tag Archives: Santa Claus

An Oldie But Goodie – Santa Claus is Kind of a Dick

Posted on November 28, 2012 by

Dearest Reader, What you are reading is a recycled post. I crafted this homage to Santa Claus’s dickery back before the iPhone 5 was invented, Beyonce still had a baby inside her uterus and Hugo was trapped in a box … Continue reading →

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Vultures are AMAZING.

Posted on November 30, 2011 by

While I roast some chestnuts on the fire and move the pieces of the Nativity scene around so that Mary is lying down because she just had a baby for cripes sake, I ponder what Christmas means to me. I … Continue reading →

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Santa Claus is Kind of a Dick

Posted on November 25, 2011 by

I’m not a big fan of St. Nick and his twinkling dimples and his obvious cocaine addiction (Visit all of the homes in the world in one night? Yeah, that’s the cocaine talking). But what really cemented my dislike for … Continue reading →

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