Tag Archives: relationships

Ready for Zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted on April 19, 2013 by

Nothing happened on the second episode of Ready for Love. I mean, I guess some things happened, but in the end it added up to a bunch of nothing. I was most intrigued by audience members holding up signs: If you … Continue reading →

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The Boredom Continues: The Women Tell All

Posted on March 5, 2013 by

I missed the first 20 minutes. I was reading Brown Bear, Brown Bear to my son. It is infinitely more fascinating. Do you know that a red bird sees a fucking yellow duck!?! Okay so I’m assuming the rejected Bachelor … Continue reading →

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This is, like, stupid almost

Posted on February 19, 2013 by

Truer words have never been spoken. Bland looks really red. He is getting ready or red-dy to meet his concubines’ families. Zing! I’m here all week. AshLee, of the interestingly capitalized name, has been living for this moment or some such … Continue reading →

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The Bachelor Non-Event Two Day Event!!

Posted on February 5, 2013 by

Son of a bitch. So today marks the first day in a two-day Bachelor event. Spielberg was able to show the story of Oskar Schindler in little over two hours, but The Bachelor needs two whole days to show a … Continue reading →

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Doin’ It

Posted on November 4, 2012 by

Alright so I’m lightening things up a little with today’s post. The last few days have been a little political, and sure, I lost some followers, but whatevs. I’m not even counting or noticing that it was three. Fare thee … Continue reading →

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My Dear John Letter

Posted on October 2, 2012 by

Break-ups are never easy. In a few weeks, I will be saying goodbye to my tonsils.  They will move out of the space in the back of my throat that they have been living in rent-free all these years, and … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Ass

Posted on August 22, 2012 by

Chris B. is feeling down, you guys. His Bachelor Pad besties have betrayed him. The woman he would alternately make out with or ignore has been voted off. His ex-partner Blakely has been saved and Chris hates her stupid face. He … Continue reading →

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Existential Crisis

Posted on November 12, 2011 by

I have many existential questions like: Why do I exist? How do I know the reality I see is actually reality? Why don’t more people read this blog? But the biggest question I had to consider today was: Why am … Continue reading →

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Deep Dark Sex Secrets 1 through 1,890

Posted on October 15, 2011 by

My life is full of regrets. I was thinking how much I do not want to be on a bed of death, lamenting all the things I should have done, but didn’t. I had not seen Maury Povich’s eponymous show … Continue reading →

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Love is patient, love is kind. . .

Posted on August 29, 2011 by

I’ve been thinking a lot about the sanctity of marriage. So has this guy. If you can make it past the first sentence, you will learn that God is the author of marriage.  He also wrote the Constitution and the … Continue reading →

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