Tag Archives: post a day

Ask Hunky Hugo

I completely stole this from the Byronic Man, but I’ve been blogging for 20 straight days, I’m suppose to pack up and move out my house 20 days from now, and this sentence will peter out without a third 20 … Continue reading

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Give Thanks…for Sauna Pants

Thanksgiving is that annoying little holiday that gets in the way of me pitching a tent outside Target in hopes of buying this: Yes, there are only four shopping days left until the consumer frenzy that is Black Friday. What … Continue reading

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To Doc with Love

If you are a regular reader of this blog, you are aware of my tonsil issue, which the media has dubbed Tonsilgate. If you are not a regular reader, you can catch up by clicking here and here. The short … Continue reading

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STDs and the Olds

This post was a suggestion by the remarkable Jen from Sips of Jen and Tonic. And Jen never steers me wrong…except when I jumped on that post-a-day bandwagon because now I’m writing about the elderly and genital warts. And I … Continue reading

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Move-abilia

I am moving soon. Yesterday, I spent a good eight hours climbing up and down an attic ladder, hauling boxes delightfully decorated in mouse feces. It made me realize two things: 1) I should work out more. 2) I have … Continue reading

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Obligatory Facebook Post

It’s not even halfway through NaBloBlowsBigAss, and I’m not going to lie to you, gentle reader, I am struggling to fill in my little wordpress writery box with a daily post. So this is why this post is about Facebook. … Continue reading

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Mentos, the Porn Maker

I was looking at Redbook magazine, trying to find ways to juggle my career and my belly fat, when I came across this ad: Hm. What exactly is happening here? Is the hand, the hand of God? If so, nice manicure, and … Continue reading

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Hugo for Movember

Who better to raise awareness about prostate cancer and mental health issues than Hugo, the man of 1,000 faces? True, he does not have a prostate. He does not have any lower body at all as a matter of fact. … Continue reading

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Where My Ladies At?

Hi Women! Whas up, yo? Sorry I began so awkwardly. It’s because I feel nervous. I feel nervous because some of you are Republicans or people who think voting for Mitt Romney is a good idea. I fear you will … Continue reading

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10 Ways to Survive NaNoWriMo

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, kicks off this month. This can seem overwhelming. Fifty thousand words over the course of 30 days? What on earth were you thinking? But don’t fret. You will survive. Just follow these tips: 1. Have … Continue reading

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