Tag Archives: politics

The Terrible Twos

Posted on November 8, 2012 by

I may have mentioned in the past that I work with young children. I teach them about books and media literacy in this room called a library, a place that has been made obsolete by the Internetz. I did a … Continue reading →

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Block the Vote!

Posted on November 6, 2012 by

Today is the day to cast your hard-won right-to-vote vote.  Okay that sounded really clunky and I was going for inspiring. You have to cut me some slack since I’m attempting to post daily when I have little to say. … Continue reading →

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Heckuva Turd

Posted on November 3, 2012 by

One might say criticizing the president for responding too quickly to Hurricane Sandy is partisan hackery at its best. But when that critic is the poster child of one of the most botched relief efforts in recent U.S. history, that … Continue reading →

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Where My Ladies At?

Posted on November 2, 2012 by

Hi Women! Whas up, yo? Sorry I began so awkwardly. It’s because I feel nervous. I feel nervous because some of you are Republicans or people who think voting for Mitt Romney is a good idea. I fear you will … Continue reading →

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Why Joss Whedon Supports Mitt Romney

Posted on October 30, 2012 by

Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon explains why he’s supporting Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney:

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A Turd-ucopia

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Turd of the Week™ has come out of retirement. The little dude was actually getting the chalky-white look of an old piece of dog poop found 17 years later in a sewer grate. But it’s been revived–rejuvenated by amazing displays … Continue reading →

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This Post Will Make You Blush

Posted on May 30, 2012 by

People hate being embarrassed. I remember reading an article about choking in restaurants. It stated one of the main reasons people died is because they left the table to deal with the choking in the privacy of the restroom so … Continue reading →

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I Now Pronounce You. . . A Giant Turd

Posted on May 9, 2012 by

When I see gay couples, I can’t help but wonder: Why do you insist upon ruining my life by being in love? It’s really, really annoying. I want to be married so let me stay married. Don’t try to ruin it … Continue reading →

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Get Your Mommy War On

Posted on April 13, 2012 by

Hold onto your bonnets, ladies–the Mommy Wars are back. Your first question might be: What if I don’t wear a bonnet? Good question. In the case of non-bonnet-wearing, grab the nearest lady item like a box of Massengill or a … Continue reading →

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I Take My Burka in an Extra Large.

Posted on March 20, 2012 by

Do things seem weird? A little, right? They do. They do seem weird because they are. I started my Turd of the Week™ segment as a lark, not expecting that elected officials would get so weird about women. But weird … Continue reading →

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