Tag Archives: People Magazine

The Fat Lady is Singing

It’s over. Thank jolly rancher, it is the last day of November and my final day of writing a daily post. I feel like I should celebrate. Oh right. First I’ve got to write this goddamned post. A few days … Continue reading

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NaBloWriMo Coming to a Clo

Sweet Jesus on a Pringle! The end of November is near and soon endeth my indenture servitude to the 30-post-a-day blog challenge. Three posts remain. What will they be about? Seriously, I’m asking you, what will they be about? That’s … Continue reading

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The Year in Review of the Century

Fantastic news, everybody! People magazine has unveiled its top stories of 2011. I can barely contain my excitement or urine–in fact I just peed all over the floor. That has been happening a lot lately. I probably should get that … Continue reading

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The Sexiest Blog Alive!

I have been experiencing insomnia, but it will stop because I now know People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” It has placed its honor on a big bag of spit. No, that can’t be right? Let me put on my reading … Continue reading

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Richard Scarry’s Busy, Busy Town

It is with a heavy heart that I make this announcement: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s probable divorce is something I care very little about. I know I’m suppose to care. I know their split will likely make me question … Continue reading

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