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Tag Archives: Newt Gingrich
Top 10 Turds of 2012
You may be aware, I run a weekly segment titled Turd of the Week™.* *Full disclosure: This is not weekly. It’s more of a sporadic segment, but I like Turd of the Week™ moreso than Sporadic Turd™ . You may also … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged bill o'reilly, children's literature, darrell issa, Donald Trump, geraldo rivera, humor, National Rifle Association, new year, Newt Gingrich, newtown, NRA, richard mourdock, rush limbaugh, sandy hook, tami fitzgerald, terry england, the scourge, top 10 lists, truly horrible horrible people, turd of the week, wayne lepierre
70 Comments
Ronald Reagan’s name is mentioned in this post.
I’m drunk. This was unintended. I knew I needed to write a Turd of the Week™ post. The orphans of America need it. The widows of America need it. The widowed orphans of America need it. But let’s say it: … Continue reading
Posted in entertainment, humor, media, Turd of the Week™, Uncategorized
Tagged ann coulter, conservatives, cpac, Dr. Drew, entertainment, fox news, Google, humor, media, mitch mcconnell, news, Newt Gingrich, politics, Ronald Reagan, taylor armstrong, turd of the week, turds
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The Turd Towers
I am a worrier. I worry about my job security in the public sector. I worry that I can’t leave the hangnail on my thumb alone and will result in me peeling off all my thumb skin. I worry my … Continue reading
Posted in entertainment, humor, media, television, Turd of the Week™
Tagged Donald Trump, entertainment, humor, media, mitt romney, Newt Gingrich, politics, presidential race, television, today show, turd of the week, turds
26 Comments
My Important Breakthrough
I hate being ignorant of the important issues. But luckily TV exists, and I turn it on quite often so I can learn. Today I learned that some women have issues with toilet paper. We seriously need to get a … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged best bathroom books, breakfast, breakthrough, charmin, entertainment, humor, media, Newt Gingrich, quilted northern, taco bell, taco supreme, today show, toilet paper
22 Comments
Road Trip
Dear Gentle Readers, I have taken a break from Matt Lauer, the Today show and turds to take a trip down memory lane. Angie Z of the always sensational Childhood Relived, invited me to her blog for some needed respite … Continue reading
Posted in humor, television
Tagged Angie Z, childhood, Childhood Relived, humor, matt lauer, Newt Gingrich, reality television, t, television, today show, turds
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Turd of the Week™
We are unveiling a new weekly segment here at speaker7.wordpress.com. I say “we” so if it fails miserably, I can blame it on one of my many interns and underlings who work for me–mainly my nearly 2-year-old son. But how … Continue reading
Posted in entertainment, humor, media, Turd of the Week™
Tagged Dr. Phil, entertainment, humor, mark wahlberg, matt lauer, media, mount rushmore, Newt Gingrich, obama, peter king, politics, today show, turd of the week, turds
16 Comments
Happy Anniversary Today Show
In 1952, a network birthed a news show that would summarize the top stories of the day in a manner that would make you feel as if no news was happening at all. This week, we celebrate by looking back … Continue reading
Posted in entertainment, humor, media, television
Tagged anniversary, dunkin donuts, edible arrangments, entertainment, homophobia, humor, matt lauer, media, michelangelo, Newt Gingrich, segregation, television, today show, women's rights
10 Comments
I Resolve to Read this Post
A new year is soon approaching unless you live in another part of the world where it actually already is Jan 1. I may be American, but I realize people live elsewhere, and that is one of my resolutions–to repress … Continue reading
Posted in entertainment, humor, media, television
Tagged Are you there chelsea, bruce jenner's original face, Charlie Sheen, courtney stodden, doug hutchinson, Dr. Phil, entertainment, holidays, humor, jingoism, kardashians, media, new year, New Year's Eve, Newt Gingrich, resolutions, television, work it
25 Comments
The Cream of the Crop
This horrible guy makes a business trip to Mexico to check on his factory that manufactures relaxable pickle toys, you know, those things you squeeze to relieve stress. His workers work in the most deplorable conditions imaginable–no ventilation, zero safety … Continue reading
Posted in entertainment, humor, media, television
Tagged assholes, Donald Trump, entertainment, fecal matter, GOP, humor, matt lauer, media, Newt Gingrich, politics, president, television, today show, trump steaks
16 Comments
The New Phone Book’s Here! The New Phone Book’s Here!
I have won an award. I would like to quote the immortal words of another award winner to express my gratitude: “Really poor children, in really poor neighborhoods have no habits of working and have nobody around them who works. … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged assholes, Axe body spray, donnie deutsch, forever lazy, humor, Liebster Blog Award, Michael Myers, Miss America, Miss Usa, Newt Gingrich, pageantry, pageants, swimsuits, The Jerk
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