Tag Archives: news

(Un)Musical Chairs

Posted on June 23, 2012 by

Ann Curry is currying no favor at the Today show. The NBC folks are like “Yeah, let’s order from the Indian restaurant, but for god sakes no curry because it sucks and everyone hates it. Go heavy on the lauer. Yes, I know … Continue reading →

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Multiple Onions of the News

Posted on April 5, 2012 by

Lots of news today, people. Lots of news. I don’t even know how to describe it. Today’s news was so exciting it was as if the Hindenburg crashed into the Titanic or George Washington crossed the Delaware right up onto … Continue reading →

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Ronald Reagan’s name is mentioned in this post.

Posted on February 10, 2012 by

I’m drunk. This was unintended. I knew I needed to write a Turd of the Week™ post. The orphans of America need it. The widows of America need it. The widowed orphans of America need it. But let’s say it: … Continue reading →

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10 Top TV shows

Posted on December 14, 2011 by

Ah TV, my old friend. We’ve had some good times especially when watching Good Times. I am cheered by your version of reality. I am invigorated by your infomercials. I am empowered by your mute button. How can I possibly … Continue reading →

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Please welcome the newsfeed baby!

Posted on November 8, 2011 by

Not only do I get to sift through friends’ platitudes– “Don’t Look Back. You’re Not Going That Way”–on my Facebook newsfeed, but now I can see what news articles they read on other websites. This is great. I really wanted … Continue reading →

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He Brings A Lot of People

Posted on October 19, 2011 by

I have mentioned before how I’m not really up on politics, preferring to get my political news from the inside of Snapple bottle caps: Real Fact #902: Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. What the Snapple bottle cap failed … Continue reading →

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Betrayed by Journey

Posted on September 24, 2011 by

Okay Today show. I really wanted to lay off you today. I feel like I’ve been continually slamming every “news” bit you try to pass off as real news so I really wanted to give you a break today, Today. … Continue reading →

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