Tag Archives: nablowrimo

The Fat Lady is Singing

Posted on November 30, 2012 by

It’s over. Thank jolly rancher, it is the last day of November and my final day of writing a daily post. I feel like I should celebrate. Oh right. First I’ve got to write this goddamned post. A few days … Continue reading →

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Desperately Seeking Hugo

Posted on November 29, 2012 by

Hugo is lonely, guys. He would never publicly admit this, but he has grown tired of making out with his reflection and longs for the touch of a real woman. I know this because I found Hugo’s profile on Christian … Continue reading →

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An Oldie But Goodie – Santa Claus is Kind of a Dick

Posted on November 28, 2012 by

Dearest Reader, What you are reading is a recycled post. I crafted this homage to Santa Claus’s dickery back before the iPhone 5 was invented, Beyonce still had a baby inside her uterus and Hugo was trapped in a box … Continue reading →

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NaBloWriMo Coming to a Clo

Posted on November 27, 2012 by

Sweet Jesus on a Pringle! The end of November is near and soon endeth my indenture servitude to the 30-post-a-day blog challenge. Three posts remain. What will they be about? Seriously, I’m asking you, what will they be about? That’s … Continue reading →

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Christmas Crap-a-looza

Posted on November 26, 2012 by

Another Black Friday has come and gone. Maybe you weren’t able to pummel someone in the face to get your hands on a $4.99 version of this: And for that I’m truly sorry. But there still are some great deals … Continue reading →

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Ask Hunky Hugo

Posted on November 20, 2012 by

I completely stole this from the Byronic Man, but I’ve been blogging for 20 straight days, I’m suppose to pack up and move out my house 20 days from now, and this sentence will peter out without a third 20 … Continue reading →

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Give Thanks…for Sauna Pants

Posted on November 19, 2012 by

Thanksgiving is that annoying little holiday that gets in the way of me pitching a tent outside Target in hopes of buying this: Yes, there are only four shopping days left until the consumer frenzy that is Black Friday. What … Continue reading →

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STDs and the Olds

Posted on November 16, 2012 by

This post was a suggestion by the remarkable Jen from Sips of Jen and Tonic. And Jen never steers me wrong…except when I jumped on that post-a-day bandwagon because now I’m writing about the elderly and genital warts. And I … Continue reading →

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Move-abilia

Posted on November 14, 2012 by

I am moving soon. Yesterday, I spent a good eight hours climbing up and down an attic ladder, hauling boxes delightfully decorated in mouse feces. It made me realize two things: 1) I should work out more. 2) I have … Continue reading →

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Obligatory Facebook Post

Posted on November 12, 2012 by

It’s not even halfway through NaBloBlowsBigAss, and I’m not going to lie to you, gentle reader, I am struggling to fill in my little wordpress writery box with a daily post. So this is why this post is about Facebook. … Continue reading →

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