Tag Archives: movies

Top 10 Films of 2012

Posted on December 27, 2012 by

In case you were unaware, 2012 will end in a few days. This means you will see a flurry of articles that try to distinguish the cream from the curd of 2012. I received an email from Twitter alerting me … Continue reading →

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Speaker7 Reviews Breakin’ Dawn 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted on November 18, 2012 by

I saw Breaking Dawn 2 last night and it was soooooooooo good. Full disclosure: I have not seen this movie. I wore my Team Sparkleballs T-shirt and purchased a giant box of Good & Plenty, which I instantly Twilightized. I made … Continue reading →

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A Trip Down Horror Lane

Posted on October 7, 2012 by

It’s that time of year. The time when one has engorged oneself on countless bags of mini-snickers that one was able to procure regularly from the massive Halloween candy pile on display since early August. The time when an avid … Continue reading →

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Casting Ana Steele

Posted on September 26, 2012 by

Who will play Ana Steele in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie? This is a very powerful role. Ana is the most beguiling, charming, strong, intelligent, and ambitious woman on the planet. Wait…what the fuck did I just write? (Thanks Le Clown … Continue reading →

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Casting Call: Christian Grey

Posted on September 23, 2012 by

Who will portray the venerable protagonists Ana Steele and Christian Grey in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie? This has been quite the guessing game with such actors like Matt Bomer and Ian Somerhalder being bandied about for the … Continue reading →

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Nothing Will Sink This Battleship

Posted on May 2, 2012 by

I played Battleship with my brother. We would take turns and say things like “B7″ and “Miss” and “H10″ and “Hit”. I remember distinctly thinking: This needs to be a screenplay.  My eyes swept the board imagining how amazing it … Continue reading →

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10 Top Films of 2011

Posted on December 11, 2011 by

It’s nearly the end of 2011, which means many magazines, websites, blogs and STD pamphlets will publish the top 10 whatevers of 2011 (heads up: gonorrhea was huge this year). I do not want to be like a child getting … Continue reading →

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What all Women Wish For

Posted on October 23, 2011 by

I’m going to talk about the Genie Bra™. The Genie Bra™ is what all women wish for. If I talk about the Genie Bra™ then I won’t have to think about Paranormal Activity 3 and my intention to write about … Continue reading →

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