Tag Archives: matt lauer

(Un)Musical Chairs

Posted on June 23, 2012 by

Ann Curry is currying no favor at the Today show. The NBC folks are like “Yeah, let’s order from the Indian restaurant, but for god sakes no curry because it sucks and everyone hates it. Go heavy on the lauer. Yes, I know … Continue reading →

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Hey Everybody! I’m on Twitter!

Posted on June 16, 2012 by

Everybody stop tweeting, status-updating and instagramming right now. I have an important announcement. Matt Lauer, Today show anchor and sand-dune skier, is on Twitter. This is big news…almost as big as that video of a hockey mom scolding a referee. … Continue reading →

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This Post is Brought to You By Metamucil

Posted on April 16, 2012 by

There are heroes out there people. We might disagree over what makes someone a hero. I personally think it’s butt-accentuating tights. You might think a hero is someone who has the ability to blog about heroes wearing butt-accentuating tights while … Continue reading →

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Multiple Onions of the News

Posted on April 5, 2012 by

Lots of news today, people. Lots of news. I don’t even know how to describe it. Today’s news was so exciting it was as if the Hindenburg crashed into the Titanic or George Washington crossed the Delaware right up onto … Continue reading →

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Stop the (Word)Presses!!!

Posted on March 6, 2012 by

Can we do that? Because we need to stop everything right now! Right. Now. I have a HUGE announcement. So stop. Stop it. Stop. Stop it. Stop doing that, whatever you happen to be doing. Stop breathing…no wait, you still … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Turd of All

Posted on February 16, 2012 by

The night Whitney Houston died, I remember clearly thinking: I wonder what Bill O’Reilly thinks about this? Lucky for me–and the world–he shared his views on his show and in his column and later again on the Today show and … Continue reading →

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Road Trip

Posted on January 23, 2012 by

Dear Gentle Readers, I have taken a break from Matt Lauer, the Today show and turds to take a trip down memory lane. Angie Z of the always sensational Childhood Relived, invited me to her blog for some needed respite … Continue reading →

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Turd of the Week™

Posted on January 19, 2012 by

We are unveiling a new weekly segment here at speaker7.wordpress.com. I say “we” so if it fails miserably, I can blame it on one of my many interns and underlings who work for me–mainly my nearly 2-year-old son. But how … Continue reading →

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Happy Anniversary Today Show

Posted on January 10, 2012 by

In 1952, a network birthed a news show that would summarize the top stories of the day in a manner that would make you feel as if no news was happening at all. This week, we celebrate by looking back … Continue reading →

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I Just Bought Breast Enlargement Drops

Posted on December 19, 2011 by

I wish people could know more about me. I wish there was some way, I could show everyone my very essence. I know I can status update and tell people I used a fork correctly for once on Facebook. I … Continue reading →

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