Tag Archives: Le Clown

A Peen on Fire

Posted on March 8, 2013 by

If you have read the latest issue of Us Weekly, you would be aware that I have taken on the duties as the first official A Clown On Fire Wrangler™. If you haven’t read the latest issue of Us Weekly, then you … Continue reading →

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This Blog is Sponsored by the Letter…

Posted on January 27, 2013 by

We’ll get to that later. Today is le day of le birth of Le Clown. If it had fallen on a Monday, we would have likely gotten a day off from work. Something to live for next year, I guess. … Continue reading →

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Job Application #2

Posted on January 23, 2013 by

I once tried to work at Walmart. I took a personality test. There were a lot of questions about stealing. The scenarios were very Jean Val Jeanesque. There were a lot of questions about loyalty. The scenarios were very freedomy™. … Continue reading →

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“Celebrity” Apprentice

Posted on January 5, 2013 by

I think I need an assistant. I’m finding it difficult to juggle the demands of writing this sentence with watching Adam Richman scarf down an entire family of four on Man v. Food. I want to be able to explore … Continue reading →

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Speaker7 Attempts Some Type of Reader Giveaway Thingy

Posted on December 9, 2012 by

Some jerk said it is always better to give than receive. That jerk obviously was never the recipient of a lamp with the Serenity Prayer etched into the glass. I received one of those as a high school graduation present … Continue reading →

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Le Cult of Le Clown

Posted on November 11, 2012 by

I am a full-fledged carnie, I’ll admit it. I pretty much do the bidding of a French-Canadian clown who can flex a singular ab muscle like nobody’s business. Why do I do this? I think it’s safe to say that … Continue reading →

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Life Goal Realized!

Posted on November 10, 2012 by

My life goal was realized today. This is good especially since I’ve got a big birthday coming up next week, and it would have been hard to hit this age and still have this life goal ahead of me. What … Continue reading →

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Hugo for Movember

Posted on November 5, 2012 by

Who better to raise awareness about prostate cancer and mental health issues than Hugo, the man of 1,000 faces? True, he does not have a prostate. He does not have any lower body at all as a matter of fact. … Continue reading →

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Dueling Furries

Posted on September 19, 2012 by

Dearest Reader, This is the moment I need you the most. Today is my day in the glorious duel of dueldom or something that makes more sense. I need you to visit Le Clown’s blog and click “Like” on my … Continue reading →

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Alexander Hamilton Ain’t Got Nuthin on Me

Posted on September 15, 2012 by

Okay here’s what’s happenin’. I’ve been forced into a blogging duel by a maniacal clown. This, apparently, is me: You realize there is no possible way to say no to a clown. That’s why they continue to perform at children’s … Continue reading →

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