Tag Archives: Kim Kardashian

Hey Everybody! I’m on Twitter!

Posted on June 16, 2012 by

Everybody stop tweeting, status-updating and instagramming right now. I have an important announcement. Matt Lauer, Today show anchor and sand-dune skier, is on Twitter. This is big news…almost as big as that video of a hockey mom scolding a referee. … Continue reading →

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We Had a Good Run, America

Posted on December 26, 2011 by

In a few days, it will be a new year, and some believe this is the year the world ends. I’m not convinced. I consulted both my box of bones and magic eight ball, and they tell a different story, … Continue reading →

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I Just Bought Breast Enlargement Drops

Posted on December 19, 2011 by

I wish people could know more about me. I wish there was some way, I could show everyone my very essence. I know I can status update and tell people I used a fork correctly for once on Facebook. I … Continue reading →

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It’s A-Okay!

Posted on December 9, 2011 by

I learn so much as a human being who has eyes and ears and occasional numbness in my pinky toe. But I had no idea how much I repressed what I said until I saw this on Facebook: I wept … Continue reading →

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Ice Cream Cake for Everyone!

Posted on November 15, 2011 by

No, wait. . . I take that back. I really want the entire ice cream cake. It’s one of the few pleasures on my birthday. I know we live in Obama’s socialist America now, but I am the 99 percent … Continue reading →

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Please welcome the newsfeed baby!

Posted on November 8, 2011 by

Not only do I get to sift through friends’ platitudes– “Don’t Look Back. You’re Not Going That Way”–on my Facebook newsfeed, but now I can see what news articles they read on other websites. This is great. I really wanted … Continue reading →

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FAQs

Posted on November 1, 2011 by

This post is for Angie. We share a love of Shaun Cassidy and Ralph Macchio and a hatred of candy corn and elephant peanuts. While we have never met, I believe we are kindred spirits. If you have not read … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian to divorce after only 72 days of marriage

Posted on October 31, 2011 by

I ate a sandwich today. It was peanut butter and jelly. It was okay, not great. I think it might have had too much jelly. The point is I wish I had some leftover lasagna from the previous night’s dinner, … Continue reading →

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Forever Immobilized in Fleece

Posted on October 29, 2011 by

Some people want to be forever remembered or forever relevant. I want to be forever lazy, and lucky me, there exists an outfit to help me reach my goal. It is called Forever Lazy®. I had not known of its … Continue reading →

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I Hate Charlie Brady King

Posted on October 5, 2011 by

This post will be a little disappointing. Readers I know you tune into this blog (since it is a radio show) and expect to be blown away by scholarly insight like Dr. Phil is a turd and the decline of … Continue reading →

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