Tag Archives: jesus

Obligatory Facebook Post

It’s not even halfway through NaBloBlowsBigAss, and I’m not going to lie to you, gentle reader, I am struggling to fill in my little wordpress writery box with a daily post. So this is why this post is about Facebook. … Continue reading

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A Turdendum

I held Darrell Issa’s hand the first time he got his period. He was worried. “Am I going to die?” he asked through his tears. “I feel like I’m dying. The blood. The pain.” “You’re not dying, you’re becoming a … Continue reading

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Miraculously Miraculous

Christmas is a time of miraculous miracles that miraculously mystify through their miraculousness. The Virgin Mary gave birth to Jesus who grew up and now lives forever at the North Pole under the moniker “Santa Claus.” A hefty bag gave … Continue reading

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It’s A-Okay!

I learn so much as a human being who has eyes and ears and occasional numbness in my pinky toe. But I had no idea how much I repressed what I said until I saw this on Facebook: I wept … Continue reading

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Vultures are AMAZING.

While I roast some chestnuts on the fire and move the pieces of the Nativity scene around so that Mary is lying down because she just had a baby for cripes sake, I ponder what Christmas means to me. I … Continue reading

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Amazing Bargains and Values!

I think I might have mentioned in a previous post how much I love politics. There’s just something about millionaires and billionaires spending their millions and billions on an election, talking about how they came from sharecroppers and walked 400 … Continue reading

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