Tag Archives: hoarders

Move-abilia

I am moving soon. Yesterday, I spent a good eight hours climbing up and down an attic ladder, hauling boxes delightfully decorated in mouse feces. It made me realize two things: 1) I should work out more. 2) I have … Continue reading

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Gardening 101

We are in the process of putting our house on the market. It’s been awesome. Wait, is awesome the right word? No…I was thinking of something else, like arrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?! Yes that sums it up nicely. So apparently when you want … Continue reading

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Synergize Your Synerginistic Self

A&E’s Hoarders is a show I sometimes watch. For some reason the refrigerators filled with rancid meat and 25-year-old salsa bottles, the plastic bags of fecal matter and thousands of yowling cats and/or gnawing rats inspire me to clean my … Continue reading

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