Tag Archives: Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Bastardarized Boredom

Posted on February 9, 2013 by

My prayers have been answered. Remember when I finished Fifty Sharts of Grey Goop and I declared “Holy twat-twizzler! Will someone please–pretty please with a butt plug on top–write some more words about an abusive douche and an empty space who … Continue reading →

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Hunky Hugo Unfortunately Answers Your Questions

Posted on November 24, 2012 by

This was not a well-thought out plan. Curse you, NaNoWriMo. In case you didn’t know, I began a new feature called Ask Hunky Hugo™ where readers could submit questions to the world’s creepiest half-man puppet. I completely stole this idea from … Continue reading →

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Obligatory Thanksgiving Post

Posted on November 22, 2012 by

This will be short because there is funnel of gravy with my name on it. What I’m thankful for: funnels of gravy priceless sculptures families who pose in unitards celebrities’ obligatory Thanksgiving comments Advice books Fifty Shades-inspired homages And…..what am … Continue reading →

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Do Not Fear Potatoes

Posted on November 13, 2012 by

Seven people found my blog yesterday using those search terms: do not fear potatoes. Do people really fear potatoes? According to some random seach engine question and answer thingy, there’s not even a word for potato phobia. The second most … Continue reading →

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Doin’ It

Posted on November 4, 2012 by

Alright so I’m lightening things up a little with today’s post. The last few days have been a little political, and sure, I lost some followers, but whatevs. I’m not even counting or noticing that it was three. Fare thee … Continue reading →

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10 Ways to Survive NaNoWriMo

Posted on November 1, 2012 by

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, kicks off this month. This can seem overwhelming. Fifty thousand words over the course of 30 days? What on earth were you thinking? But don’t fret. You will survive. Just follow these tips: 1. Have … Continue reading →

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Casting Ana Steele

Posted on September 26, 2012 by

Who will play Ana Steele in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie? This is a very powerful role. Ana is the most beguiling, charming, strong, intelligent, and ambitious woman on the planet. Wait…what the fuck did I just write? (Thanks Le Clown … Continue reading →

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Casting Call: Christian Grey

Posted on September 23, 2012 by

Who will portray the venerable protagonists Ana Steele and Christian Grey in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie? This has been quite the guessing game with such actors like Matt Bomer and Ian Somerhalder being bandied about for the … Continue reading →

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Let’s Finish this Twat so I can be Fifty Shades Freed (pgs. 501-548)

Posted on September 17, 2012 by

This is it, gentle reader. The end. It took some time getting to this point. My brain has shrunken to the size of a vaginal ball. I no longer recognize how sentences are properly constructed. And I’ve begun to call … Continue reading →

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Fifty Shades Neverending (Fifty Shades Freed: pgs. 451-500)

Posted on September 7, 2012 by

Once upon a time, there was a little Speaker7 who desperately wished she never heard of Fifty Shats of Grey. But heard she did, and now as she clings to her last functioning bit of brain and the anti-freeze digesting in … Continue reading →

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