Tag Archives: every day is fucking magical

Job Application #2

I once tried to work at Walmart. I took a personality test. There were a lot of questions about stealing. The scenarios were very Jean Val Jeanesque. There were a lot of questions about loyalty. The scenarios were very freedomy™. … Continue reading

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Le Cult of Le Clown

I am a full-fledged carnie, I’ll admit it. I pretty much do the bidding of a French-Canadian clown who can flex a singular ab muscle like nobody’s business. Why do I do this? I think it’s safe to say that … Continue reading

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