Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Top 10 Turds of 2012

You may be aware, I run a weekly segment titled Turd of the Week™.* *Full disclosure: This is not weekly. It’s more of a sporadic segment, but I like Turd of the Week™ moreso than Sporadic Turd™ . You may also … Continue reading

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The Terrible Twos

I may have mentioned in the past that I work with young children. I teach them about books and media literacy in this room called a library, a place that has been made obsolete by the Internetz. I did a … Continue reading

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A Turd-ucopia

Turd of the Week™ has come out of retirement. The little dude was actually getting the chalky-white look of an old piece of dog poop found 17 years later in a sewer grate. But it’s been revived–rejuvenated by amazing displays … Continue reading

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This Post Will Make You Blush

People hate being embarrassed. I remember reading an article about choking in restaurants. It stated one of the main reasons people died is because they left the table to deal with the choking in the privacy of the restroom so … Continue reading

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The Turd Towers

I am a worrier. I worry about my job security in the public sector. I worry that I can’t leave the hangnail on my thumb alone and will result in me peeling off all my thumb skin. I worry my … Continue reading

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The Cream of the Crop

This horrible guy makes a business trip to Mexico to check on his factory that manufactures relaxable pickle toys, you know, those things you squeeze to relieve stress. His workers work in the most deplorable conditions imaginable–no ventilation, zero safety … Continue reading

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The World Ends Today

I don’t really know the point of working on this post since the world is ending today. There’s a 67 percent chance the world will end before I even finish this sentence. Should I even bother with a drawing? It … Continue reading

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He Brings A Lot of People

I have mentioned before how I’m not really up on politics, preferring to get my political news from the inside of Snapple bottle caps: Real Fact #902: Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. What the Snapple bottle cap failed … Continue reading

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