Tag Archives: bullshit

Keep on Pushing Me Baby

Posted on March 18, 2013 by

Did you know that you can give a soon to be 3-year-old an IQ test? You can. And when that almost 3-year-old would prefer to hit a balloon around a room rather than answer inane questions, that nearly 3-year-old earns … Continue reading →

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Bland’s Sister Wives

Posted on February 26, 2013 by

Bland of  The Bachelor is having bland struggles. “I like these girls, but I live in a country that outlaws polygamy. I think I should take off my shirt.” Serious ponderous swimming. Bland is shirtless. He is transported to Thailand … Continue reading →

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Mentos, the Porn Maker

Posted on November 9, 2012 by

I was looking at Redbook magazine, trying to find ways to juggle my career and my belly fat, when I came across this ad: Hm. What exactly is happening here? Is the hand, the hand of God? If so, nice manicure, and … Continue reading →

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