Tag Archives: blogging

Speaker7′s Journey

Posted on May 21, 2013 by

So it begins again, dear reader. On May 27th, ABC will roll out its stained red carpet and gas up its dirty limo for another installment of The Bachelorette or what I like to call The Loss of Hope. This season’s “star” … Continue reading →

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A Peen on Fire

Posted on March 8, 2013 by

If you have read the latest issue of Us Weekly, you would be aware that I have taken on the duties as the first official A Clown On Fire Wrangler™. If you haven’t read the latest issue of Us Weekly, then you … Continue reading →

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Shameless7 Speaker7 Plug7

Posted on March 4, 2013 by

I have a new post up at The Official How To Blog, which is the most official how to blog on the Internet. You can read it here. Aw…don’t cry…sshhh…sshhh…it’s okay. I’m still going to be Speaker7. In fact, I … Continue reading →

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“Celebrity” Apprentice

Posted on January 5, 2013 by

I think I need an assistant. I’m finding it difficult to juggle the demands of writing this sentence with watching Adam Richman scarf down an entire family of four on Man v. Food. I want to be able to explore … Continue reading →

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Speaker7 Attempts Some Type of Reader Giveaway Thingy

Posted on December 9, 2012 by

Some jerk said it is always better to give than receive. That jerk obviously was never the recipient of a lamp with the Serenity Prayer etched into the glass. I received one of those as a high school graduation present … Continue reading →

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The Fat Lady is Singing

Posted on November 30, 2012 by

It’s over. Thank jolly rancher, it is the last day of November and my final day of writing a daily post. I feel like I should celebrate. Oh right. First I’ve got to write this goddamned post. A few days … Continue reading →

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NaBloWriMo Coming to a Clo

Posted on November 27, 2012 by

Sweet Jesus on a Pringle! The end of November is near and soon endeth my indenture servitude to the 30-post-a-day blog challenge. Three posts remain. What will they be about? Seriously, I’m asking you, what will they be about? That’s … Continue reading →

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Hunky Hugo Unfortunately Answers Your Questions

Posted on November 24, 2012 by

This was not a well-thought out plan. Curse you, NaNoWriMo. In case you didn’t know, I began a new feature called Ask Hunky Hugo™ where readers could submit questions to the world’s creepiest half-man puppet. I completely stole this idea from … Continue reading →

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Obligatory Thanksgiving Post

Posted on November 22, 2012 by

This will be short because there is funnel of gravy with my name on it. What I’m thankful for: funnels of gravy priceless sculptures families who pose in unitards celebrities’ obligatory Thanksgiving comments Advice books Fifty Shades-inspired homages And…..what am … Continue reading →

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Le Cult of Le Clown

Posted on November 11, 2012 by

I am a full-fledged carnie, I’ll admit it. I pretty much do the bidding of a French-Canadian clown who can flex a singular ab muscle like nobody’s business. Why do I do this? I think it’s safe to say that … Continue reading →

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