Tag Archives: Bachelor Pad 3

A Pad of Extinction

Posted on September 15, 2012 by

So Bachelor Pad 3 ended recently. The winner was this guy: He is the love child of the weird creepy guy from Poltergeist II. And fire marshall Bill: Other stuff led up to this moment, which host Chris Harrison called … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Sad

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

Holy chlamydia! Tomorrow we will discover which couple wins Bachelor Pad 3, but can one ever really be a winner on Bachelor Pad? (Answer: no) I’ve realized I’ve shirked my responsibility of offering up a timely recrap of the previous episode … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Illiterates

Posted on August 28, 2012 by

Only two more episodes left, Bachelor Pad 3 fans. Can I call you that? It seems like only yesterday 400 or so contestants were drinking and releasing fluids into the pool. And now only 10 contestants remain to imbibe and frolic in … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Ass

Posted on August 22, 2012 by

Chris B. is feeling down, you guys. His Bachelor Pad besties have betrayed him. The woman he would alternately make out with or ignore has been voted off. His ex-partner Blakely has been saved and Chris hates her stupid face. He … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Deceit

Posted on August 16, 2012 by

There is some serious lying happening this week on the ol’ pad of bachelor. Ed can’t wrap his drunk brain around it. Host Chris Harrison interrupts the binge drinking with instructions to the remaining 14 love-seekers that they must fill … Continue reading →

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Well This is Embarrassing. . .

Posted on August 14, 2012 by

I nearly forgot today was my one-year blogging anniversary or as I like to call it blogginganniversary™. Please don’t tell my blog because it will be pissed. Oh, I guess it knows now. Sorry baby. Look, I’ll take you out to … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Sludge

Posted on August 7, 2012 by

So, so much crying on this episode of Bachelor Pad 3. Some of it being done by me, most of it being done by contestants–ah sweet, sweet alcohol, you do bring out the best in people. This was not my … Continue reading →

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A Pad of Plugs

Posted on July 31, 2012 by

Very intense episode of Bachelor Pad 3 last night, people. Wait…what the bleep did I just write? I no longer know language thanks to my Fifty Shades recrapping so I apologize for any confusion I may have caused. I meant to write: … Continue reading →

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